bryan.mp3

need a milf in my life

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I think I have this curse where everytime i try to show a girl Neon Genesis Evangelion, before shinji gets into the robot I'm already getting head

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all i know is that ima be at the club tomorrow

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a real sentence, spoken inside of an olive garden

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if you’re italian, calm down

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you in her dms i’m too busy peeing on her feet in the shower

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some of you give off hamster vibes and that’s all im gonna say

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@GeminiTeddi imagine your nickname being patreesha

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can’t stand that bitch tswift, she looks like she would call me a slur and spit on a waitress

[Bes D. Marx🔻 @BesDMarx]

taylor swift has emitted more co2 this year than an average US american does within 550 years and more than a person from india in over 4,300 years

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only thing that lean is yo bitch, when i bend her ova

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i’m about to buy a ps5 just to play that game where you get to be a cat

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3 things i don’t believe in: italy, the beatles, and the queen of england

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@samandthecorgis too real

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gotten w 1/3 of the zodiac sign, WHERE ARE THE WATER SIGNS, i NEED a cancer

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@ez_mayjunejuly this pic has a menacing aura

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the universe really always on my side

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@seaslugfan BEEN PRAYING FOR YEARS !!!! BEEN HATIN

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@seaslugfan praying on the queen’s downfall 🧎🏽‍♂️

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happy pride month ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
and to the italians out there… count your fucking days 👺

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i’m swear i’m not flirting 🤧 i’m just hot and a little too honest

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this is giving flash backs 💀💀💀

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@blckeyedpea i always forget to bring it up lmaooo