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@kellycook22 willing to skip maurrys to hang at club trio with D&G men

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SERIOUSLY !!! Only at Home-a-rama. #bonappetitmonamis

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City Flea then out for the day & nite #missjoanne'sanniversry

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A tomato PBR and a Dirty Sanchez at Hangover Easy. #breakfastofchampions

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I guess an obnoxious paint job could be considered a handicap ! #pimpmyride

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Half Pint: That's a bar code Pat. Do u know what they r used for ? Me: Oh no space woman, we don't have them in our galaxy! #natiwehaveaprob

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Napoleon Dynamite's bros Kip, pulls off the oh so comfortable , "The Gramke". #justthefactsmam

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Thought Half Pint and her daughters bought a new car behind my back. #size6gaspedalpleez

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Just walked in on a hobo using this port-o-let. I can now die in peace , my life is complete. #shocking

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@swillionaire1 Happy Birthday Sam !!
Keep it in the fairway !!

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@oldbull_ tell joe good job !!

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@twopintpatty Add some wheels so yoi can store ur wrapping paper and roll it under ur bed !

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The infamous "STACKER" makes it's summer return !! #useless

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@Bweb_83 or......

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@Bweb_83 live by these rules Blaise and you'll be fine !!

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@Bweb_83 shot down in ur prime ! time for The Olde Time Saloon with me and Old Bull !!

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@candicebleh get a lettuce & tomato candle and make it smell like a BLT , yum !!

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@Bweb_83 you're getting old playa !!

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@oldbull_ lets go land , sea and air !!

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It took almost 30yrs but finally something I can sink my teeth into that i didn't cook. #wheresmissjoanne #thanxgirls