Nick O

[Nick O @twoscooptito]

alexa, show me tweed sport coats for babies

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you're either cookin soup or eatin poop

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peeing my pants in a spirit halloween

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we're eating thai food and getting tatted up by a they/them

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I'll eat radishes until I get a tummy ache

[Nick O @twoscooptito]

thinking I should start dressing like a highschool bully from the 90s

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@jamieloftusHELP @NHendizadeh The people yearn for themed restaurant chains

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Is that...

@visacashapprb #SingaporeGP #f1 @alwayssunny

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Oh so all of a sudden I can't poop my pants in my therapy appointment? I thought this was America.

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Now included with Prime @JeffBezos

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@jamieloftusHELP Idk how twitter works but if you can DM me a PO box or something I'll mail one out!

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Despite any of her ᵃˡˡᵉᵍᵉᵈ wrongdoings in Grand Rapids, Michigan, I am asking @jamieloftusHELP if she like one of these prints

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The only unrealistic thing about Reacher is that he's consistently able to find clothes that fit him well

[Nick O @twoscooptito]

I'm worried that there are too many bands

[Nick O @twoscooptito]

more professions should require capes it can't just be magicians and marching band maybe I want to look majestic too

[Nick O @twoscooptito]

moisturizenhower, the president with the softest skin

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im not ashamed to admit that i enjoy the music of @BenFolds

[Nick O @twoscooptito]

Honestly so brave that they kill off Magic Mike in the new movie. A perfect trilogy

[Nick O @twoscooptito]

Is being British in the DSM-5

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Heated discussion with my partner on whether we raise our kids to celebrate Toyotathon or HondaDays