tom murray

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[tom murray @twosonstom]

@sallyjenkinswa1 Thanks again Sally!! @livgolf_league = 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@HankDesmondPhD This is a parody account, right, “professor of logic,” ??? 🤡

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@NUCLRGOLF He’s a liar and you’re an idiot, as usual, for deliriously posting this unadulterated 🐴 💩. Meanwhile, pray do tell how the LIV circuit (aka 🩸$ 🍺 league) is THIS close to returning to greatness!!! #sad #drumpflies

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@SethAbramson Hideous, but so unsurprising. His taste has always been in his mouth.

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@ScottJenningsKY Before or after you told him to drop down and give you 20, Scottie?

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@CNN why the need to play ANY music whatsoever over the spectacular NYC fireworks show going on right now? It’s like a playlist for a bar mitzvah!! Pathetic!! #STOP!!

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@ReillyRick Trump broke the course record there right Rick? 😎

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@ClayTravis #knobwashingtoady

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@TimRobbins1 How the hell do you get THAT date wrong??!! Come ON man!!! #wtf?

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@LIVTracking Good riddance: 🩸$🍺 league = 💩= perfect place for phony phil = 💩= sad.

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@kiiLkenny What beans? The guy has been a massive slippery disingenuous fraud since he first showed up, with that phony smile and 👍this is so NOT surprising: after too many years on that hideous 🩸$🍺league circuit, what little substance was within him (VERY little) nothing is left!

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@TNTSportsUS uh…did you not have a translator for the ceremony in your budget? Or just forget? Inexcusable.

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@JeffSmithGolf “The future of LIV golf” = the future of the
🩸 $🍺 league = hopefully no future whatsoever 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@KarluskaP Fake gold plated 💩 hole. The inevitable result when the taste of the cretin in charge is in his mouth.

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@chambleebrandel Every word Brandel. Good riddance to the truly despicable 🩸$ 🍺league

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@GarrettHaake And not one reporter who heard that unmitigated horse💩pushed back. Not even a little. Just waited until his incoherent blathering finally stopped, then moved onto the next inane, soft and completely unrelated question. Useless, feckless and embarrassingly weak and ineffective.

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@factpostnews @MalcolmNance @MariaBartiromo ever the consummate journalist, with another hard hitting interview with his orange highness. Beyond parody and embarrassment. But hey, you go girl!!

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@stoolpresidente Deep breath Dave. It’s all part of what makes the masters the masters.

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@stephenasmith @MikeLupica Another brilliant take, in a long string. Not 🙏🏻

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@Buccigross hey Bucci fyi a rave review from my son Leigh for the chicken parm at this place in beuuuuuteefull Woooonsocket!!!! Best ever he says!! You familiar?

https://t.co/TZ7sNOyJ2f

[tom murray @twosonstom]

@MattWelch Yessir Matt, and which brings to mind the f-bomb loving manager of that team and this memorable trip to the mound in the 1977 WS vs the Yankees. Not as sensational as the epic showdown between Earl Weaver & Bill Haller, but still a classic!!

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Mic'd up Tommy Lasorda and Doug Rau's mound visit from the 1977 World Series (NSFW). If you’ve never seen this, I HIGHLY suggest you watch.