lisa catlett

i love my wife. i love my friends. i love my music.

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@martn3ws Cut all dicks off and only get back them when they prove they are a man without one.

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@hansonmusic Kate-you better wrangle girl. We need your husband alive.

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@LaughinRussell @KaDeeStrick Obviously you care enough to comment. @LaughlinRussell

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@jennifer_knapp Dinah has to help me sometimes! 😹

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@JordansBlog Sing louder, stronger. He may have molest your past, but don’t let him molest your future.

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

Lil Roar Cat Rescue (@lilroarcatrescue) | Instagram photos and videos https://t.co/kje8ziCthf #instagramposts

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@pizzahut why don't you ever answer my question?

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@pizzahut why don't you offer Chicken Taco Pizza with Doritos at every location. It has easily been your best pizza for over 30 years. I've only seen it at one location. Richland Center, Wisconsin.

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@pizzahut I am originally from Richland Center, Wisconsin. Pizza Hut is my favorite place to eat when I visit home because their location offers Chicken Taco Pizza with doritos on top. I have never had this at any other Pizza Hut nationwide. Why isn't it offered at other Hut?

[Isaac Hanson @isaachanson]

This is Shadow he loves walks in the park, quality couch time (if you'll let him), fetch,… https://t.co/0gldyAbYhN

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

If you feel you're living in someone's shadow,
you should move

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

nothing like sitting in the middle of the savannah river with 4 overweight, stinky, immature boys for hours on end. I don't get paid enough.

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@ArielleCGas well it's about time! i am so excited for you!!! you will need to call me to tell me all about it!

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@kirstiealley i just ordered HANSONOPOLY! p.s. they are my favorite and you are my favorite..loved your picture with them! GUILTY PLEASURES!

[Kirstie Alley @kirstiealley]

And why do girls who arent lesbians become lesbians when they R hammered? Wat happened to straight hammered girls??? Endangered species?

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@natonthewall what did she say about Him? i missed it...

[P!nk @Pink]

I feel like my middle finger is sacred. I've been giving it away too easily.

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@JMacHanson is that a pinky promise or just a regular promise?

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Seven years ago today, Massachusetts became the first state to legalize gay marriage. We’ve come so far. Let’s keep going.

[lisa catlett @twotearsfall]

@JMacHanson i'd rather be in one of your boring meetings that working 72 hour shifts. consider yourself lucky.