t. scroggs

(she/they) break my neck for the holy bass god 🐝

[t. scroggs @twovertebrae]

welcome to my office, grab a rock and take a seat while i fire up the honey dabber

[t. scroggs @twovertebrae]

AAAAAHHHK

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

BANGERS 7 TOMORROW 😤

[ᅠ @artindetails]

this is the dream!!!

[t. scroggs @twovertebrae]

@AlicatNicole if it’s unsolicited I take a screenshot and say “I dare u to do that again. I’ll post it 🙂”

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

sometimes me and my cat do this thing where i smoke some weed and he has some catnip and then we just stare at each other like this

[t. scroggs @twovertebrae]

the urge to bring my neighbor’s cat in my house for secret snuggles

[t. scroggs @twovertebrae]

@Trent__Jeffries I love you daddy 🥰

[t. scroggs @twovertebrae]

was setting up my goals for today and these two TERRIBLE options popped up.
thanks for reminding me of my daddy issues

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

me high off an edible trying to get the automatic door at Walgreens to open

[t. scroggs @twovertebrae]

@AlicatNicole bills are due, and i needed a new evil eye
but the jewelry she had almost got me 😅

[t. scroggs @twovertebrae]

just wanted to document that i went to the crystal shop and spent a whopping…. $6
I’m proud of myself

[Roger @iamtherog]

I’ve got a good feeling about this one.

[Joey is movin’ and groovin’ @svddenstache]

My favorite part about EDM is how it gets people to move. I do not manually select how I dance to EDM, the songs just force me to do certain things. If I'm doing high knees or back bends, it's because that is what the music demanded of me

[God jr. @Sarahlivi_]

When the drinks start tasting like “show your tits at renn fest”

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

new religion just dropped

[chad @badboychadhoy]

“we all have the same 24 hours” no we do NOT. mine are different and more troublesome

[t. scroggs @twovertebrae]

and frolic around with all my friends and eat corn on the cob

[t. scroggs @twovertebrae]

is it sunday yet??
i’m ready to be a cute lil shroom elf