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[TechOperator (Tim) @TechOperator]

Yesterday, my wife told me I ruined her birthday.

I didn’t even know it was her birthday.

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@Cyber_Trailer Looks like @chasedownleads spent some time in Japan

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@thecyberfam 100%. this and not parking in a handicap space are 99.9% of my interventions.

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@vcoolish need reply edits too please. i don spel tu gud.

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@jeremyjudkins_ @Tslachan You're an international superstar now

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@DirtyTesLa

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[sarah @sarahfim]

loving the new self-approval feature, thanks @github !

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@YoungbloodJoe @GoDaddy Its a VPS. Your machine, your maintenance responsibility.

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@Cyber_Trailer I have no idea why Tesla didnt roof mount the rear camera and add a screen to the rearview mirror. its like they never used a truck with a tailgate before. I had to buy this stupid bulky 3D printed piece of garbage reflector to compensate for when my tailgate is down. Lame.

[Benji Taylor @benjitaylor]

Pumpkin Bot has been achieved internally (restart your app)

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@edtadros i love the emoji reactions. one of the best parts of the app.

[ALX (x/acc) 🎃🇺🇸 @alx]

This is insane and we need answers from @Apple…

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@MsVeilMoney

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@Tryangle

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@jeremyjudkins_ I'm calling Morgan & Morgan

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@abc7newsbayarea trash publication

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@TechOperator Epstein didn't exist, man. It was all a psyop to distract us from the war at the Great Ice Wall keeping us captive from the rest of the flat earth disc thingy we're on.

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@dezmondOliver "Massive pile up caused by drunk driver who passed a Tesla on the highway 5 minutes earlier"

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@wholemars me trying to keep up with all of the vulnerabilities I may or may not have to deal with

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@na_option its been painful