Theo Schell-Lambert

Author of THE HEART OF THE ORDER, longlisted for the Center for Fiction First Novel Prize.

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Pleased to find my novel in @thelithub's hub of 10 notable new baseball books. Happy for Derek Jeter, too! https://t.co/80UfzCqBYP

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For the sensitive baseball dude in yer life, put @twsl's debut on their gift list: https://t.co/HrdqCU42PJ

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@JasonIsbell It was fun to read this tweet before knowing the name, and guess: Markey West? Ms. Mae West? *Parasol* West?

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(Both ah!! and who!? of people writing woah! when they mean to write whoa!)

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Both wary and weary of people saying weary when they mean to say wary

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Starting a coffeeshop-wide pool: How many more minutes until this math rock band plays a second chord?

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When they hit 30, do Columbia grads who called West End 'Stend' start referring to West Elm as 'Stelm'?

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At a backyard party, 14 minutes of undifferentiated noise on Telecasters. "That song was about skateboards.."

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Fun how instead of the usual "strong front of book" line, new NYT Mag offers a literally strong book—i.e. made of indestructible paper stock

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Tree guy literally throwing shade about shade. "Who planted this magnolia here? Probably a *landscape architect*.."

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@alicegregory A few weeks ago I thought about tweeting something

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@mollylambert Commonly heard in forecasts here: "A slight chance of extreme weather"

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@mollylambert The real cause for concern is Chip Lambert, as you won't find out when you don't read the book

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@sean_p_scanlon Has its owner's fu manchu been shaved too? Is Lem still in the laundry game? Change is really in the air on Leavenworth.

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I wish just once a premium notice would really be a premium, high-end notice http://t.co/YtYSIecMuX

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Never know what you'll see in rural Maine, for example a box driving a wheelchair into a field #KoboAbe http://t.co/X2THaXZG5R

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What was the first ever homophone NYer assignment, do you think? Ross: "Angell, gimme 6k on that new LA club!" "You mean…*the Angels*?"

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The Heterograph Issue: Ian Frazier on Brendan Fraser; Ian Parker on parkour; Pauline Kael on John Cale, kale

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Crain on Crane makes one think Remnick should haze all New Yorker quills with homophone assignments

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Felt like the right shirt for thematically supporting the team while remaining true to more deeply… http://t.co/zTywkHyr9l