Tanya the human

🇵🇪🇧🇷, 33-year old heartthrob, a bag of farts, southern anchor baby, grad student, leftist, hedonist, nonbinary slut, designer. Opinions are my own.

[Tanya the human @twtfarts]

Have some boring Tanya thoughts to start your day.

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I did it. Very curious about how this will go.

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Just thought of a rebuttal to an argument I was in 5 years ago. Should I let them have it?

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@swiftoursonggg Daylight duh

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Call out if you’re sick. Even if you work from home. Quit setting up expectations that people should work when they’re sick.

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@LizzieCosmos @Diamondisadime That gerrymandering is just a normal thing that happens.

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@EwdatsGROSS Taylor Swift: Please picture me in the weeds before I learned civility I used to scream ferociously

Also Taylor Swift: now we got bad blood it used to be mad love

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Follow me on threads/ig.

@tanyahawkdoesntsk8

Will prob delete this account in a few days.

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I ship them.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Prime Minister Trudeau asks Taylor Swift if she can add Canadian dates to her #ErasTour:

“I know places in Canada would love to have you. So, don’t make it another cruel summer.”

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@Iobstah I would go to an Opium Den, those seem chill af.

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I’m as happy as is possible with all the bad shit happening in the world and I need ads and influencers to stop trying to make me feel like I’m not enough. I am enough, I don’t need to improve, so stfu.

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Happy tornado season everyone!! Yeehaw!!

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I told Matt I wish chemistry could be a hobby. And he was like “It is, that’s how we get research chemicals.”

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@thebgcomplex My body is DISGUSTING

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Omg this app sucks so much now. I need to ruin something of Musk’s that he loves.

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@Fauxedo So like old smokers? Cool!

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@pearlythingz What if there are no kids?

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The 30 minutes I spend thinking about work in the shower also count towards my hours for the week.

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Did you miss me being melodramatic on your tl?

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Omg the work I’m doing makes no sense, someone kill me.

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So are people still on here? What’s up?