american salaryman

we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff. Proficient in Bird Law.

[american salaryman @twtsfromethan]

mood.

[kamau @poorteffy]

Saul

[american salaryman @twtsfromethan]

@PopBase @gabstersbaby_

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

let’s get lost tonight you could be my white Rick Ross tonight

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

The future will be socialist.

[maryam alwan🇵🇸🇸🇾 @maryamalwan]

AIPAC is officially the political liability it always should have been.

[Sakshi Sugandhi @SakshiSugandhi]

Day 2 of vibe coding

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

defending a trillionaire

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

If you die in Docker do you die in the real world

[🌸🕷𝔞𝔷𝔪𝔶𝔱𝔥🕷🌸 @azmythalauris]

circumcised people circumcise people

[NYC-DSA 🌹 @nycDSA]

This is your city on socialism

[Bhavik Lathia @bhaviklathia]

An observation:

Seattle elected a democratic socialist mayor, and immediately won the Super Bowl.

New York City elected a democratic socialist mayor, and immediately won the #NBAFinals.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[slayr @countdragons]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME.
IF YOUR NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW. (part 2)

[american salaryman @twtsfromethan]

dear god, they are going to DESTROY new york

[Soham @king26_sk]

men invented handshakes so they could hold hands in the workplace

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

"The market will regulate itself"

The market:

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good