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feta

[Salman Khan @BeingSalmanKhan]

Arre kya yaar

[Shruti @shruwdshru]

Every time my gujju/marwadi friends ask me if they can pay in cash, I wonder how that family meeting took place where the parents sat their kids down & instructed them never to do online transactions & carry a shit ton of cash everywhere like how did yall explain bl*ck money pls

[TheRandomCricketPhotosGuy @RandomCricketP1]

Just saw this. Smriti 18 jersey. :)

[Joel @joelholzx]

If you turn your phone off for 1 day you’ll realise it’s still 2007 outside

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

Older generations say “we all struggled in our 20s.”

No, you didn’t.

You didn’t pay $2,200 for rent and $7 for eggs.

You didn’t graduate into $50K student debt and $0 job security.

Gen Z isn’t dramatic.

They’re drowning.

[Defence Brat @DefenceBrat]

Pune claims to have completed 55 Smart City projects worth ₹3,333 Cr.

I’ve filed an RTI just now to know the names, locations & costs of each one.

Once I get the list, I’ll take 55 days from my schedule, visit all sites, and show you the truth, project by project, cost by cost, on video.

@PMCPune Let's make it public this time.

#SmartCity #Pune #RTI #Accountability

[da brat . @jaedathabrat]

“Come here” after an argument is the quickest way for me to fold

[ritwik @IndieKnopfler]

It is frightening that there's something called analogue paneer which is entirely made up of vegetable oil and starch and the government isn't doing anything about it. Vegetarians (not me) are consuming colestrol thinking it's protein.

[saila @sailaunderscore]

how the fuck am i supposed to consistently down 200 grams of protein every single day without structuring my entire life around this

[selyxis @selyxis]

@amor_fatti If you don't keep introducing your brain to new knowledge and experiences, it'll fossilize. You need to develop a taste for unfamiliar/uncomfortable stuff to stay adaptable. Exposure to new-to-you art, people, skills, places, etc. promotes neuroplasticity.

[mymind @mymind]

happy monday

[Sarthak @Sarthak02_]

"he speaks my language so it's ok for him to slap a woman, let me now start a fundraiser to support him"
Everyday is a reminder why we are a third world country

[Waruiru @_waruiru_]

May the creators of Ilovepdf never know hunger. May they never lack. May their cups never run dry🥹. May goodness and mercy follow them all the days if their lives🥹🙏

[Anushka @Kulfei]

When a 10/10 baddie asks if you're free next week and you say let me check my calendar and pull this out

[dee @twtslueth]

@pankhi_18 true baddie

[dee @twtslueth]

real

[eh @sparshw21]

BJP ki downfall ki khushi aur portfolio ke khatam hone ka dukh

[dee @twtslueth]

why isn’t there a provision for people to exchange books after they have read it. how cool would it be to have a huge community of readers just to exchange books.

[dee @twtslueth]

reading books has got to be one of the most expensive hobbies, i mean why am i paying 800rs for a book i’m never going to reread.

[Pall ✨️ @themediumplace]

Casting directors need to stop playing and cast Simone Ashley and Jonathan Bailey in a modern day rom com