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worlds sexiest bum!

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@FrogNimbus Ty twin

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I ran three whole errands today it was HOORRRIBLE

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@Chobani girl explain

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Went to target today and theyd taken all the chobani mixed berry off the shelves

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Cuz whyyyy did my chobani taste like floor cleaner this morning hahahahahah

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Saying a lot because i otherwise hate humanity

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Graffiti is one of my favorite parts of humanity

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Thank u graffiti artists for making being stuck at a railroad crossing semi enjoyable

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Why cant i just be a hermit freak forever

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Inshallah it will come true

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Had a lovely dream that my roommate was sent to prison

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Manhole. They could have called it anything else

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Why should i go to therapy when i can picture my ex falling into a manhole for free

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Like literal actual butt

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My tap water tastes like butt but its probably fine

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Theres a mosquito in my room and it looooooooooooves me

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What doesnt kill you gives you a weird relationship with food

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I need to use the word goober more

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@spideyluver64 @Politico81 Hahhahahahaha

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Lmaoooo this is exactly how every day felt when i was a stoner

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@KasprowiczMagda @Politico81 Shhhhhhh