Picklemaster

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@HawaiianAir we cancelled our flights to Maui after the fire now you’re making it virtually impossible to use our credit, plus the first class tickets are double the price. My wife has been hung up on, and disconnected. Now 20 minutes on “chat hold” so far with no help.

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@WUTangKids President Reagan also said no one needs or should own an AK47 rifle.

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@MysterySolvent Greasy Mustard

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@VP Seems like Coal Boy #MaseratiManchin is working hard to take this away

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@WUTangKids @hodgetwins were a lot funnier when they weren’t political.

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@shootermcgavin If he was serious he would have been naked.

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@barkcitybbq @KGWNews 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@RonFilipkowski What a class act.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Don't expect a "bless you" after the 3rd sneeze, just focus on getting yourself together. #WeTweet

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

When Democracy is gone…

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@Sean_Zak Yuck.

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@WUTangKids Umi Says one of my all time favorites. Great album.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In 1945 we defeated violent fascist leaders who controlled the press & public perceptions of truth. If you were 20 then, you are now 97 — or dead.

I wonder if dictators are popular today because hardly anyone alive remembers the havoc they wrought & why we fought against them.

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@secupp You will never get through to these people. Drank the cool-aid and fell down the rabbit hole.

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@hodgetwins Because the other option was even shitier.

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@GolfChannel You know what they say about horse shoes and hand grenades.

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@PaigeSpiranac Please don’t stop.

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@jonlovett What a worthless slice of shit @tedcruz

[Picklemaster @twwhitmore]

@Teslarati @KlenderJoey Manual door release not intuitive? I literally have to tell everyone that rides in my car not to open the door with the manual release.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Here’s to the crazy ones…