Brad Greenlee

Aggie. Texan. P1. #TexasForever

[Brad Greenlee @TxAgg07]

@SportsSturm He makes it look so easy.

[Brad Greenlee @TxAgg07]

@FreddyLA7 Since you're going to Abeline, stop into Mary's Cafe in Strawn. Hands down the best chicken fried steak in Texas.

[Brad Greenlee @TxAgg07]

@FreddyLA7 There is even a community in Texas that still speaks Alsatian.

[Brad Greenlee @TxAgg07]

@FreddyLA7 Drive the twisted sisters out in Leakey and see the true Hill Country. Go visit some of the old missions around San Antonio area. Big Bend National Park is Texas's greatest treasure.

[Brad Greenlee @TxAgg07]

@propjoesays Nailed it. Well said.

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

I think Elko is vastly underestimating the overlap between these two groups. The people venting about the team online are by and large the same ones showing up to loyally support the team on Saturdays (many doing so for decades).

The coach shouldn’t particularly care what they have to say, but being condescending to them publicly is a pretty terrible look.

[David Nuño @DavidNuno]

Ask Mark Stoops about that cesspool.

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

50 POINTS, 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS, AND 155 TATERS

[Brad Greenlee @TxAgg07]

@BrooksAustinBA Eric Crouch vs Kansas State is the worst

[Clayton Freshcorn @cfreshcorn_25]

Unfinished business… see you back at Olsen

@AggieBaseball

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

They left home as boys 8 decades ago to go out and save the world. Last night they sat at the WWII Memorial together and celebrated their country's 250th. Still heroic.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Sea Beggar 🪢🏴‍☠️⚓ @KnotSeaworthy]

"If all else fails, I will retreat up the valley of Virginia, plant my flag on the Blue Ridge, rally around the Scotch-Irish of that region and make my last stand for liberty amongst a people who will never submit to tyranny whilst there is a man left to draw a trigger." -GW

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[The Rise of TyWalker🐔 @TyWalker716]

Messi is the Tatu of outdoor soccer.

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Texas A&M joined the SEC in 2012. Lionel Messi is playing at Kyle Field before Georgia

[Brad Greenlee @TxAgg07]

@ClayTravis https://t.co/7WmVYP7Sgk

[WeAreGhalib @WeAreGhalib]

@Acyn Is this real 😭😂

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

Playoff hockey motto:

You lose, you feel like you will never win again.
You win, you feel like you will never lose again.

Neither are true. Dig in.

[Ryan Brauninger @R_Brauninger]

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