“You want the tea? After he played in my face, I mixed rubbing alcohol and bleach to make chloroform, put his ass right to sleep, locked his balls and his dick together with a padlock, and flushed the key straight down the toilet...”
“He was hiding the fact that he had two other baby mommas from me…so I tracked down all his family on social media down to his aunties, grandmas, and great grandmas…I sent him screenshots of their Facebook pages alongside all his dick pics and videos of him eating my ass…and gave him 10 minutes to send me $1,000 or I’d send it all to his family…and best believe I got my money.”
“I’m gonna tell y'all the story of how I ruined my best friend's engagement party…Found out her broke-ass fiancé was only with her for her banker money and cheating on her with her little sister…so with 30 minutes until the ceremonial toast, I gave him an ultimatum: either he tells her the truth right now, or…I stand up on a chair during the toast and scream it to the whole room. When he refused to confess, I got up, stood on top of a chair, and screamed from my lungs that he’d been cheating with her sister…”
“He shot bullets into my townhome after I caught him cheating while I was 9 weeks pregnant…so I played it smooth, set him up with APD to get him locked up for 15 to 30 years on three major felonies…and while he was sitting in jail, I sold off all his furniture, gave his car to his sister, let squatters clean out everything he owned and gave his SSN to scammers…”