Missy

Woman who loves big dogs, big trucks, tall men, Texas, @pedropascal1 , @jesseleesoffer and @JeremyRenner.

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

it’s their month

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2025: $486 billion

Larry Ellison Wealth
2009: $23 billion
2025: $370 billion

Mark Zuckerberg Wealth
2008: $1.5 billion
2025: $245 billion

Jeff Bezos Wealth
1998: $1.6 billion
2025: $233 billion

Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25
2025: $7.25

Obscene

[Missy @txcntrygrl23]

@SaveAmericaNew No.

[Missy @txcntrygrl23]

@RightPulseNewss No.

[Missy @txcntrygrl23]

@RedLineReportt E.

[Missy @txcntrygrl23]

@RightPulseNewss Yes

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Today's starting pitchers: "I've pitched 5 innings and need a reliever."

Nolan Ryan: "I've lost 5 pints of blood and don’t need a reliever."

Advantage: Ryan

[Missy @txcntrygrl23]

Same. 😯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Man if aspartame really does cause cancer, I’m dead as a doornail lol

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Throw up a hand if you remember when this meant it was time to go home.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

It’s a miracle our generation’s hands are mostly intact with all these fucking finger guillotines everywhere in schools in the 70s and 80s …

[Missy @txcntrygrl23]

@PhilKeoghan YASSSSS!!! #AmazingRace #BestRealityShowEver

[Missy @txcntrygrl23]

I just hit myself in the face with the #icecreambar I was eating. It was by accident. Hv ice cream on my glasses and cheek. So, basically, I'm an embarrassment. 🫤🍦

[Jamie @J_mehappy]

JUST READ that Rio Grande thing! THEY are pushing small children and babys back into the river! They were TOLD to. AND soaring heat, 105 here, The deny them water. Not allowed to give them water. @POTUS @Oprah @SunnyAnderson @ladygaga @BarackObama MAKE IT STOP! @chrissyteigen TX

[Missy @txcntrygrl23]

Sushi 🤮 tacos or pizza is a hard one. But I have to go with tacos.

[RichardBlais @RichardBlais]

Sushi, tacos or pizza? You can only have one for the rest of your life? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Missy @txcntrygrl23]

Always beef. I'm a #Texan. 😁

[RichardBlais @RichardBlais]

You are at a good friends wedding. The kitchen is reputable. Are you ordering the Chicken, Beef or Fish as your main course?

[Missy @txcntrygrl23]

Spaghetti and red sauce

[RichardBlais @RichardBlais]

You can have only ONE pasta shape and ONE sauce for the rest of your life? What’s the combo?

[Missy @txcntrygrl23]

I hv to talk about this @Jason_Aldean hoopla. Wth? Im a liberal. But I agree w/Conservatives. There is NOTHING wrong/offensive in his new song! I hear nothing racist or other in this song. Maybe it's bc I grew up in a small town & I get what the song means. Btw, Im a minority.

[The Astra Awards @TheAstraAwards]

The 2023 HCA TV Awards nominees for Best Supporting Actor in a Broadcast Network or Cable Drama Series are:

Alexander Skarsgård - Succession
Cole Hauser - Yellowstone
Elijah Wood - Yellowjackets
Jeremy Sisto - FBI
Jonathan Banks - Better Call Saul
Luke Grimes - Yellowstone
Matthew Macfadyen - Succession
Matt Smith - House of the Dragon
Theo James - The White Lotus
Wes Bentley - Yellowstone

#HCATVAwards #SuccessionHBO #Yellowstone #YELLOWJACKETS #FBI #BetterCallSaul #HouseoftheDragon #TheWhiteLotus