Melly

Stay home mom Cali to TX transplant Part hippie, part redneck, all ❤️

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

*takes the closure*
*rolls it*
*smokes it*

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/fQLHeppf5X

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

heytommychong's photo https://t.co/2wkWsxxoXh

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

cheechandchong's photo https://t.co/pdFtc9dB3k

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

Rihanna is Harvard Humanitarian of the Year. People may not realize it but she does a lot of charitable work work work work work work.

[Zak @NomadicZak]

usually good fortune is defined as getting what u want & bad luck as the reverse but sometimes things that hold u back actually do u a favor

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

@PhilSmi08751243 when life gives you 🍋 make a pipe & smoke it

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

@PhilSmi08751243 really?

[Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk]

I love chewing caramels because it gives you a really long time to think about how fat and disgusting you are.

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

@PhilSmi08751243 So if you're Greek in the living room and you're Italian in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you at no cost to you.
If you cannot afford a doctor, kiss your ass goodbye.

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

How often do you think about the way you think?🤔

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

Old school

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

Illuminati confirmed.

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

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