Elz

Full time attorney, football, baseball, and queso fan.

[crisguijarro @crisguijarro1]

Me acabo de inscribir en el tiro con arco 🤣🤣

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

[Brett's slutty lil shirt ✈️ @BensShirt]

"An intellectual MF with no emotional intelligence is dangerous!"
-ms. Jenny from the block 🤣

[Elz @txelz]

Hunter Biden really came on Twitter to burn everything down. Respect on all levels.

[jezz @JezziiB]

The fact that the Epstein Files STILL have not turned into the Epstein Trials goes to show just how far this country has fallen.

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

I’m not here to spread conspiracy theories. But I am here to ask journalists who made age & fitness the most covered issue of 2024 why they don’t seem to care

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SH*T, this parting statement by Scott Pelley is WILD:

"New management has instructed me to INJECT FALSEHOODS AND BIAS into a politically sensitive story. I've been told to include assertions that are unverified."

I bet he knows a LOT more, too. 🔥

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

If he dies during Pride month, yippie but if he dies on Juneteenth, during Pride... girl. That's God.

[Elz @txelz]

Another reason the Rangers suck

[Chron @chron]

⚾ The Texas Rangers celebrate everything from Whataburger to Barbie nights, but one tradition remains absent from their schedule.

While every other MLB team is hosting an LGBTQ+ Pride Night in 2025, the Rangers are once again the league's lone holdout. Fans, advocates and longtime supporters say the absence continues to stand out as Pride Month begins.

🔗 Read more at https://t.co/6qheeHwm4N

#TexasRangers #MLB #PrideMonth

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

i don’t have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern

[Jenni @hashjenni]

At some point in the future I believe we are going to find out that Donald Trump actually lost all 3 elections and never really secured more than 15-20% of the vote in any election.

[Elz @txelz]

@Barkley_Tap JJ Watt

[Elz @txelz]

@tedcruz We don’t want you saying you allegedly love teams you curse by attending because you are evil.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they're starting the Cuba war to distract from the Iran war disaster which was a distraction from the Epstein files disaster

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

It might be hard to see from this picture today of the White House, but Donald Trump is very focused on lowering costs.

[Tara Copp @TaraCopp]

Over the last year the Navy has not promoted a single female officer from Captain to one-star admiral - an important read from
@TaskandPurpose https://t.co/T11DWATQSd

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Half the cost of Trump's Reflecting Pool renovations is being paid for by National Park entrance fees, money that was previously used for park maintenance and preservation.

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Astros pitchers have now accomplished the feat five times over the past five seasons.

[Elz @txelz]

@lizaboth I love that you’ve converted him. “It’s just something the Yankees do”😂

[Elz @txelz]

@Rob_Shenanigans Yankees, Rangers, Dodgers. Other than that, I can get on board.