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#BestMovieLineEver - The 5 D's of dodgeball - Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and, .... Dodge

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Survival situations demand physical and mental strength. Prioritizing your health by staying fit, eating well, and taking care of your body can make all the difference when you're in a tough spot. Don't wait until it's too late, start prioritizing your health today! #survival

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@DFBHarvard Yeah. Unfortunately freedom of speech even covers the stupid ones.

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@BentleyAudrey Yeah. It was like getting punched in the arm by Mike Tyson and then knee-capped by the trailer hitch in the dark. Then waking up after drinking for 2 days straight. Other than that, my arm is still tender.

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@SurvivorJane NJ has activated National Guard. https://t.co/pDxlSYoICI

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Just had two awesome Spicy Chicken Sandwich’s for $5 at @Wendys and nobody died. Thanks for the safe atmosphere! #ChickenSandwichWars #chickensandwich #SHTF

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@Fred_Delicious Yeah. That’s like fighting over a glass of cold Kool-Aid on a hot day in Jonestown. #dumbassdonald

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@IvankaTrump I thought #Giuliani was taller than that. The Force? That’s for the good guys, not the gestapo. @HamillHimself

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This place is awesome! @ Naaman's Championship BBQ https://t.co/uJV8GUqPYO

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So I broke my own rule of “no Fall” until 9/1 #starbucks has the #pumpkinspicecoldbrew - #worthit @ Starbucks https://t.co/LTseS1RzyZ

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@TheNoahRing Photo ID + SS Card + Current Pay Stub + Clean Drug Test

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The heat wave will be cooking a large part of America today, keep your kids safe by making sure they stay hydrated and watch them for signs of heat exhaustion. #preppers #stayfrosty #heatwave https://t.co/StUCqZiBTR

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Politicians should be banned from Twitter #WhatABunchOfBastards #StopWastingMyMoney #YouAreAllFired

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Fire Ant Research at Texas A&M has confirmed through their research that 1.5 oz of orange oil and 3 oz of dish soap, diluted in one gallon of water was more effective than a leading organic insecticide product – when 1 gallon of the solution was put on each mound. #preppertalk

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I make apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow. #teotwaki #shtf #preppertalk #preppers

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@WiseFoodStorage Knowledge - Survival manuals, written directions for making water collection devices, how-to manuals, duct tape. #preppertalk

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@TheEricErbShow He will walk. Just like every other over privileged bastard/bitch that has been charged with something in last .... forever. #NoJustice #Judicial failure.

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@Wendys - Do you y'all serve the Official Drink of Hot Guy Summer - beer? Or do we need to bring some 151 for the lemonade? #HellYeah

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@MossbergCorp Can you put a bottle opener on it or 3” 00 mag in it?

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#CowAppreciationDay #BBQ Thank you Cow.