Jake Jones

I like to take photos and I think I’m funny sometimes

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

Brb about to astral project at this @Chilis

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

@itjustme_Em Nah cause I saw it too! So weird

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@callie_uchis Callie these are fire

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

If J.K Simmons was yelling at me in the club, I’d fold

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

I don’t think I’m being dramatic when I say that having the hiccups makes me want to kill my self

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

@chronicallybren WITH A BIBLE TOO

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

@chronicallybren You literally have the Holy Ghost, checkmate

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

@chronicallybren Hey my gift is just car repairs from last month so

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

@chronicallybren You and me both bren 😢

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

@efscarn Alright I can respect the finesse for free tickets. You get a pass

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

@chronicallybren I mean they are all hot so

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

@chronicallybren Dane Whitman (aka kit Harrington) is the only one I care about

[Claudius @xclaudius]

me: shit isn’t due till november i got time

november:

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

I ate Taco Bell today while the sun was still out and I felt like such a whore @tacobell

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

@chronicallybren My mans really wrote that bio, read it, and still decided to post it. Smh

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

Top 10 things I didn’t expect to experience in 2021:
1.) happiness
2.) Mick Jager dancing on the timeline

[Mick Jagger @MickJagger]

See you tomorrow!

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

It’s that time of year again when my diet becomes exclusively holiday themed Reese’s

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

@itjustme_Em Ah I see, my mistake

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

@itjustme_Em They do make things called mirrors. I highly recommend them

[Jake Jones @txjakejones]

@itjustme_Em @chronicallybren This is all truly unfortunate news