Lucas Schuckenbrock

Lunch Lord

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

Dems spent $64 million on failed gerrymandering. With a $64 million donation, a food bank could provide between 640 million and 1.28 billion meals.

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@Bubblebathgirl Well we all know that more government involvement always leads to lower costs.

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@OrangeCoSheriff Good job on 20 years. How does it feel working with tyrants?

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@_whimsicalbear You masturbate to cartoons. Your opinion means nothing.

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@dsonoiki Chef here

My AI said it is ok to do.

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@jacksonhinkle While Trump is attacking Iran, this is what my icechest looks like.

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@DelfinoTuito Only if she is gay and lame.

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@bwaltens @GregAbbott_TX @KenPaxtonTX Strip all churches of their nonprofit status.

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

I wish The Iron Sheik was still alive. His commentary on the situation in Iran would be legendary.
#Iran #wwe

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@Nejla_Akbaba Garfield. That is some funny shit. I got kicked out of a library in the 1900's for laughing too loud reading Garfield At Large.

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

Getting shot in the face while trying to kill someone who is arresting people that are stealing from you is wild.

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@LibTearCreator1

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@SydneyLWatson You can always hold them back in kinder.

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@JimStritch @MAGACult2 If you look at the newest data, 90% of covid deaths were people over 65.

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@av_445 @seliseli_46 I have this crazy idea that helping boost the American economy is better than boosting China's.

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@DrEricDing Look up the stats. Close to 90% of people that died from COVID were 65 or older.

[Lucas Schuckenbrock @txluke]

@DrEricDing Old, and sick people should be able to choose if they get the shot. They are the ones that are most likely to have complications from COVID and the flu.

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

Imagine coming to America illegally only to be arrested by ICE, then getting accidentally smoked by a street communist who was trying to kill the ICE agents for arresting you.

Life is brutal sometimes.