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ᴵᵀˢ ᴾᴿᴼᴺᴼᵁᴺᶜᴱᴰ ᵀᴼᴹᴹᵞ | he/him | Ad meliora ✨

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The older I get, the harder it is to see 18-19 year olds as adults. Those are just babies. Like their life is literally just starting. They don’t know ANYTHING.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PLEASE don’t bring your socially anxious friend to a public gathering just to ignore them or leave them alone with people they don’t know well.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You will be okay if you stay in tonight.”

Finally, we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭

[t o m m y @txmmxh]

@kaitduffy I be turning my phone off every time I get a “wyd today” text. Only one bitch is allowed to drag me out the house the rest of them idk what their problem is but they GOTTA find something to do with somebody else.

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

Everyone always complains about not having friends as an adult but nobody talks about the fucking psycho people that want to hangout 4x a week

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

How I sleep at night knowing I never once voted for that fat orange pedophile

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It's soooo hot. Can we please stop bombing countries, switch to green energy, and stop using AI? For crying out loud.

[t o m m y @txmmxh]

@stlordeclaire I used to say nobody lives with me rent free, but there’s this boy rn.. he make me wanna get three jobs so he can stay home, relax, and look pretty 🥴

[t o m m y @txmmxh]

@Karolina_Minoru @rinasnights wait i like this

[t o m m y @txmmxh]

@rinasnights High 90s low 100s in ATL this week bitch I’LL DO ANYTHING 😭 literally fell out at work yesterday i need a volcano nearby to erupt or SOMETHING

[Softboy @softboywin]

mfs who sleep with their phone on silent or DND don't care about nobody's life 😭😭😭

[t o m m y @txmmxh]

92 in atl rn and thursday it’s supposed to be 101 maaan FUCK me its hot

[t o m m y @txmmxh]

@dummyfalastini You’re not missing anything. I ask guys out all the time and the ones who don’t block me the day before our “date” can’t hold a conversation or turn the “date” into a hookup.

[t o m m y @txmmxh]

@omgsidewalks The vegetables were IN the spaghetti 😭 bell peppers, yellow squash, tomatoes, sometimes corn, carrots, etc.. I like French style green beans and bell peppers in mine rarely the yellow squash but I used to pick around it if I’m being fr

[t o m m y @txmmxh]

@theAI_Prophet @Dearme2_ This question has nothing to do with gay people or feminists, who by the way, UNIVERSALLY agree that sex can be monetarily transactional.

[t o m m y @txmmxh]

@its_Lynx1 Sugar/caffeine and I’m so serious. I’ve come off drugs and alcohol no problem. Sugar/Caffeine withdrawals used to have me on the floor crying. And the headaches? My entire skull would fucking pulsate for hours.

[t o m m y @txmmxh]

@Itz_zayyad1 I’m gay so Daenerys obviously

[t o m m y @txmmxh]

@krmlyoyo Idc nothing about no pheromones or whatever these hoes be talking about take a shower.

[t o m m y @txmmxh]

im standing by the fridge eating handfuls of shredded cheese im not worried bout none of this

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

I know dem dinosaurs was screamin