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[Chris Walker @WalkerATX]

I'm telling everyone who asks here in France that I'm from Texas.

European wine snobs love to turn up their noses at American wine, but they conveniently forget that their precious vineyards would be literal dirt if Central Texas hadn't bailed them out. Back in the 1800s, a nasty root-eating bug pushed the French wine industry to the brink of total extinction until they came begging the Lone Star State for help. Today, a whopping 80% to 90% of all grapevines in France are physically spliced onto the rugged, subterranean roots of the stubborn Central Texas Mustang Grape. Because those nasty bugs are still chilling in the European soil today, French grapes cannot survive on their own. Every single bottle of overpriced French wine you buy is a total hybrid—delicate European fruit up top, riding piggyback on a tough-as-nails Texan bodyguard down below.
The French really ought to be writing "thank you" notes to the rocky, sun-baked hills of Central Texas every single day. While roots from other states withered and quit, those Central Texas vines had spent centuries surviving brutal droughts and limestone dirt, making them completely immune to the bugs. In 1887, thousands of rugged Central Texas cuttings were shipped across the pond, and French farmers had to slice open their fancy vines and glue them onto Texas muscle just to keep from going belly up.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Trump needs to have trash cans like this at the National Mall! 😂😂😂

[California Republican Party @CAGOP]

This is probably the first time you’ve ever said that.

[sparky @txpuller]

@AgendaFreeTV What are you cooking in that air fryer?

[sparky @txpuller]

@sarahadams @MilesTaylorUSA You’re right. We have a lot of low testosterone wimps in our country.

[Dion Cini @dioncini]

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[sparky @txpuller]

@Ilhan Go take a shower

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

I pray America is never attacked, half of you would wave the white flag in the starting minutes.

[sparky @txpuller]

@RoKhanna @domenicadelia22 You should probably have your testosterone checked

[sparky @txpuller]

@AndrewSolender @NikkiSchwab 50 pieces of shit

[sparky @txpuller]

@RubinReport @BrandonHathaw12 Ditto

[sparky @txpuller]

@ChrisVanHollen This is normal. You’re just a pussy

[sparky @txpuller]

@McFaul @BlueSky_Report You retards never give up

[sparky @txpuller]

@SenWarren Are all liberals oblivious to how dumb they are?

[The Misfit Patriot @misfitpatriot_]

I’m going to need all of you to calm the fuck down.

Theres some kind of mass psychosis going on right now and a bunch of basement dwelling virgins are sperging the fuck out because their narrative is failing.

Everything is going to be fine guys. Trump is going to win the war, and the mid terms. Tyler Robinson will be convicted for the murder of Charlie Kirk, There will be peace in the Middle East, and Israel will still exist.

Radical Islam, Communist China, and the New World Order will fail. American exceptionalism will flourish, and when it’s all said and done, Trumps face will be chiseled into Mt Rushmore where it belongs. If you’re still upset after all that winning, you can drive to South Dakota and flip off MAGA Mountain whenever you want, because gas will be cheap as fuck.

[Restricted Daily @RestrictedDaily]

There was a time when this alone could change your whole night. No clues. I’ll know who remembers.