Randy Kaster

Former owner of the Texas Raptors Baseball Club. Former President of the Texas State Baseball League. Beard and Whiskey Connoisseur. Sarcasm Extraordinaire

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

How’s the family not flying through the windshield from dad smashing them brakes to get to the shoulder?

My old man would’ve sent me through the windshield, then beat my ass for putting hands on my mother, my language, breaking his windshield, having an attitude, throwing a tantrum, continuing to breathe while he’s talking. 😅 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@__WPW__ @Jefffooo1 @jesus_osorior 💀

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@Zodyrus @topvideos___ Nah. I respect my parents for tearing me up.

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@ChrisVShaw @nodqdotcom Rumble made sense. Debut at Rumble, go out at Rumble.

Also, the goal is to keep the heat on Gunther. This was a masterpiece and storytelling 101.

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@iAnonPatriot Adios and vaya con dios! ✌🏻

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@gotrice2024 If I’m eating, you’re eating. That’s why we’re friends.

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I love the level of pettiness

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@Matt_Pinner Thank the waiter for getting it right. 🤌🏻

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@DOGE__news So pay for the upgraded seat 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@WorldDarkWeb2 So he gave her exactly what she asked for.. and she’s still unhappy?

Shocker 😅😂

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@LeshSamant33532 @LibTearCreator1 Doesn’t matter. Whatever it is, it’s not relevant.
Slap my baby and get put on a T-shirt.
Get those pronouns changed to was/were 💯

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@EAE_Africa @InternetH0F Ahh yes. Love a good Karma story 🫶🏻

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@akafaceUS First off, put some respect on our beavers name 💯
Secondly, you must not be cultured enough to truly appreciate the cluster fk that is Buc-ee’s.

Gas, brisket, jerky, fudge, and a new cast iron all in one spot? It’s called efficiency 🤌🏻

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@PeriklesGREAT Turn your birthday off. Keep your hands off of my kids. 💯

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@kshitijvedak002 @WrestleFriendly I’ll be honest, I’m here for it. Doesn’t seem to happen much these days but when it does, 🤌🏻

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@Croysis @WrestleFriendly

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@kshitijvedak002 @WrestleFriendly Well…. Ya got worked 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@Sadie_NC Texas. That’s a pond.

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@IndianaGPA Easy 💯

[Randy Kaster @txraptorkaster]

@FadeAwayMedia Soooo… you let @realKILLERkross and Scarlett go… to do this?

Respect for Black for sure but Kross did it better.