Ty

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

Can’t tell if moving back to RI after seven years to go to grad school is a step forward or seven years worth of steps backwards

[tri vo @tribranchvo]

me listening to tortured poets department

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

People in Tik tok will be like “watch me style this shirt” Then proceed to put on a hoodie and a pair of jeans that are just oversized enough to make it look “edgy”

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

The hit Australian kids TV show ‘Bluey’ cured my depression but now I treat it like it’s my only since of happiness which in itself is causing a crisis

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

I would just like to thank my employer for that $200 year-end bonus, really helped me out with one third of my student loan payments this month.

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

My new toxic trait is googling “should I eat ______ if I have crohn’s?” And then just eating it anyways

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

Just watched the Saltburn and I’m pretty sure it was just a solution to capitalism

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

My meds from the hospital ran out today, so now I’m just raw-dogging Crohn’s/Colitis til I can see a doctor in August

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

My worst fear has just came true…

and it wasn’t spending a week in a hospital to find out I have a life long auto immune disease that I’m gonna have to deal with now.

It’s the fact that I medically can no longer eat Chipotle without putting My life at risk.

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

Don’t bother me. I’m binging The Album.

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

Does anybody else remember when Kelsea Ballerini was Disney’s NBT?

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

When did The Wiggles mutate into hot millennials?

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

Stephanie Hsu should have one best supporting actress

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

Not to hate on the Rihanna concert but she needs to get some better talent to open up for her. These dudes in helmets(…?) are just not the vibe.

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

I think my agism/dislike for old people stems from the fact that I didn’t have grandparents growing up… just alcoholic old people that vaguely knew my parents

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

I just got my dream job that pays almost 3 times my current salary and I still cannot afford a place to live without joining a one person nudist colony

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

Currently taking suggestions for what my feet finder seller username should be

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

@linlincityofsin 42.0

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

It’s November and I live in rural NH, yet I’m still nakie in bed with the windows open and fan on full blast trying to sleep.

[Ty @ty_bmerrow]

I’m on my hoe shit

[big gunch @edeetak]

australian shepherds are dogs for people who are hoes