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[Paul @WomanDefiner]

The UFC paid for all of it. Not one tax payer dollar went towards this event including the restoration of the White house lawn and facilities.

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

🚨 Ilia Topuria just released a statement following the loss to Justin Gaethje last night

"Justin, congratulations. You said you’d leave your mark on my face… and you did.

You took the sight from my right eye in the first round, and by the end of the second, from my left too.

No excuses.
I had one of the best camps of my life. I came in sharp, prepared, and ready. Last night was your night.

That’s the nature of this game. Glory and pain walk side by side.

I’ll heal. I’ll rest. And I’ll return stronger, wiser, and far more dangerous.

And trust me… this story between us is far from over.

We will have our rematch."

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Josh Hokit vs Michelle Obama is the main event America deserves 🇺🇸

[Jay🤼‍♂️ @JayMMAYT]

Topuria got his ribs fractured and 2 broken orbitals and mfers are asking why he quit on the stool😂😂 are we serious man?

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Ilia Topuria’s corner watching him go back in the ring with Justin Gaethje knowing he couldn’t see

[𝐂𝐉 🕸️ @popipo8_8]

Genuinely how Justin Gaethje did this nigga Ilia Topuria 😭😭😭😭😭

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

JUSTIN GAETHJE IS A WORLD CHAMPION

#UFCWhiteHouse

[Ryan Harper @TheHarper88]

AND NEWWWWW

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Maybe it’s not the Sunday scaries…maybe it’s just the fear of a 40 hour 9-5pm schedule built a 100 years ago that no longer makes sense

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

If MREs are good enough for our troops, why not for welfare?

What if EBT was replaced with monthly MRE deliveries,

8 cases per person. No misuse. No luxury. Just food.

Needs met. Problem solved!

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

do you think muslim immigrants wake up thinking “i’m gonna stаb a chick in the neck today” or is it more of a random whim of theirs, like passing by an ice cream truck “sure why not”

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Our room for the coming days in Houston. I don’t even know what to say about this. This is just unreal. No words.

Huge huge thank you to JJ Watt for giving me and my friends the opportunity to stay at a place like this🙏🙏🙏

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Why don’t bank deposits go through on the weekends are the computer systems home with their families?

[Probably at DC’s @WhyWeDrinkHere]

Being the world’s most hated team in America’s 5th most popular sport

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House.

America, fuck yeah.

[Ben Chase @BenGChase]

We have Italians discovering free refills,
Japanese discovering unlimited chips and salsa, and Germans road tripping the country becoming Ella Fellas.

In this USA 250 simulation, it’s quite simple, we’re winning the World Cup.

[tireless @Iwillnotdrink]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE PARAGUAY IS

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

+140 odds currently that Freddy is a guest picker on college gameday this fall at some point

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[sɪʟᴇɴᴛ 💮x🇵🇹 @wydsilent]

“here comes the tickle monster” ahh stance