Tyler Tester

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

If anyone asks what I have learned at Grand Valley I will say: "let the bus go.. then you go"

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

Listen, I’m a moderately educated man. I get that a tomato is a fruit. But I still have never met anyone who puts tomatoes in a fruit salad. Meet me half way on this one

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Apple app store fees are a de facto global tax on the Internet. Epic is right.

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

Rumor from the Vatican: the pope is saying that people who don’t say ‘thank you’ when someone holds the door for them are doomed for eternity worse than those who don’t use a turn signal. I suspect this is true.

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

You can’t even make this up. Pure gold. https://t.co/qFWmZn8fgs via @GoogleNews

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

Remember when 3D movies were a thing? YIKES

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why are you so dogematic, they ask

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

How many streaming services is too much? Just saw that Discovery+ and Paramount+ exist...
It’s interesting to think what the future will look like as streaming services multiply, considering streaming only originated just years ago (in my lifetime). Will cable survive?

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

Some things in life are easy to understand, others you have to accept you’ll never understand. Scoring darts is one of those things you have to realize you’re just not gonna get.
Yes, I’m still ranting about darts.

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

Alright.. I guess I’m gonna have to say it... how many cameras does a mf need??? Pic: Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

I don’t understand the scoring of darts and I’m thoroughly convinced no one else does either.

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

Continuing to move the game forward @KingJames. Much respect my brother 💪🏾 #33644

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

@foundersbrewing @ebeckboss we’re sharing this in the unlikely event I win

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

My favorite Ghandi quotes:
“Where there is love, there is life”
“Hate the sin, love the sinner”
“No one outpizzas the hut”
@pizzahut

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

@_beatrat Bet you won’t! Let’s see it

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

This is God’s work

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

This is not a simulation. Spicy Nuggs have returned.

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

Is that a mastiff?

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

If you aren’t willing to defend your own life, why would you think someone else would?

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

The iPhone losing the headphone jack is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

@summerdru @seth_overbeek WHAT lmao

[Tyler Tester @ty_tester]

@seth_overbeek That what I sound like even man 😂😂😂