absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@politico "When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite. I'm beginning to think they just don't want to talk about inequality."
-Russell Brand

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@NicfromKakariko @PallaviGunalan You're giving me an existential crisis rn please stop

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

i’m dating a guy who actually likes me and i’ve never been more terrified in my life

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

my therapist looked me dead in the eyes and very seriously asked me "what if...you had self-worth" and i burst out laughing

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@jamphobia @kurtisconner @malzarific2 I didn't realize there was audio too lmaoo

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@suffererband @muralstheband I was just wondering whether sufferer was going to make another album or if it was a one-off, it does stand on it's own. Now the question is, is murals all the same crew? 👀 I'll love it either way

[[sufferer] @suffererband]

Sufferer is evolving. @muralstheband

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@QuanStfu The royal "we"

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@QuanStfu Suit yourself, more for the ladies 😏

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@keysers09242929 Booster shots are not a new concept lmao

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@bhafc_noah @tylerthecreator FedEx should try not to be brutal, it's their job

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@tylerthecreator Mine was mailed in a bubble envelope but it survived thankfully 🙏🏻

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@TomiLahren I'm sorry what? 😂😂

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@DGDthenews @DGDtheband The one we don't talk about:
ArSe

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@DGDthenews @DGDtheband Divides the fandom? There are people who DON'T like afterburner??

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@chests @proustmalone They're probably shown a couple options by an interior designer and then pick one, I think

[Tilian @tilianpearson]

@AloneITweet @DGDthenews Fat and sad

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@theoneringnet @hbomax "new remastered edition in 1080p"
Soooo... the new 4k remaster knocked down to 1080p or the green blu ray master?

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@Park_Preferred completely unintuitive website. How the heck are you supposed to actually pay for your parking spot? All the sign said was "preferredparking .com" and
"No free parking anytime". I'm trying to pay for my spot and I can't find any way to do that.

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

Hey there delilah playing at the grocery store rn I just convulsed

[absolutelycrankinmymf'inhog @tybasedkurt]

@DGDthenews @alotlikebirds Couldn't possibly pick just one