Candy Rayè Montana

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

I spent 10 minutes looking for some Krumpets I never bought 😭🫩😂 I bought Cinnabons instead and now I’m pissed 🙄😒😂

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

Arya loves to sing Hollaback Girl lol but the problem is she likes to say the ouhhhh this my shit this my shit part 😭😭🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

Someone left they kid in the car while grocery shopping and the cops are now waiting for them to walk out😭

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

You look drained you look exhausted… late nights ain’t good for you

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

I haven’t been in the office in 3 weeks 😭 I forgot what it looked like.

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

I want off this ride.

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

Ken-Na-Knee is 18 today time is flying

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Grandma takes you to a baseball game and something happens that you will remember for the rest of your life ❤️

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

Watching Harry Potter on a Rainy Day with my kid is pure adulting 🥰🪄🧙🏽‍♀️

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

I been giggling for the last 30min 😭 everyone is so funny

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

The work commute was insane no one knows how to drive and why is it always a Subaru 😭

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

All I hear in my head is Jamie Foxx saying I’ve had one to many drinkssss and ended up at the embassy 🙃

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

I started watching Carnival Row and now I’m knee deep in this foolishness 😩😭

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

I applied to a few jobs today and 1 already scheduled me for an interview 🥹 idk if it’s a good or a bad thing but we’re going to see🙃

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

😭😭😭

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 🤣

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Latto pregnant.
Chuck Norris passed.
Marlo dating Tyler Perry.
Usher vs Justin Bieber
TSA lines look like lunch time on Skid Row.
ABC paused The Bachelorette.
Bravo paused RHOM.
The gumbo. The Julez. The dress code.
Sterling K Brown told JHud he be [gooning].

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

@LOVEmsqueen Yess lol now your just $19,968 short you can do it Bruceyyyy

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

@Wale All the If’s and VSOP. Let me go listen actually 🥰

[aka @akafaceUS]

Police officers struggled to keep a straight face and had to leave the room after a woman explained why her boyfriend only communicated with her via WhatsApp.

She claimed he had moved overseas to Connecticut unaware that Connecticut is in the United States.

[Candy Rayè Montana @TyBitchessss]

If anyone has $10,000 they don’t need I’ll greatly appreciate it 🥲lol but really 😭😂