Ty Cobb

real. bad. ass.

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

Holy moley, just found my long long lost twitter password from 5yrs ago. @TyCobb is back (at least on twitter.)

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

upper decker - not just a baseball term.

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

ya know how they say "Tequila makes her clothes fall off", well "coffee makes me poop, especially coffee with tequila in it"

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

You wanna we like me? grind the skin off your palms on the pavement and then reach for the hand sanitizer. Toughen up wuss.

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

I've got that 2:30 in the afternoon feeling... ya know, cause i take my afternoon poop at 2:30.

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

i look at http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/ and become hungry.

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

I'm thinking about pulling a Brett Favre, oh wait...I'm gonna need a witch doctor.

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

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[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

89yrs ago tomorrow: I got my 3,000th career hit at age 34, the youngest player to reach that plateau.To celebrate, I'm gonna spike yo ass !!

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

Hey Yadier Molina, I like your style.

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

Gotta love that new Google image Search.... It never ends!!! http://bit.ly/b2vao2

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

I have no tolerance for slow drivers during my lunch break,especially the woman drivers texting while I'm trying to get to @chickfila gtfomw

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

Geez, I had to slam a phone today to make a point. The point was understood - cause I'm @TYCOBB.

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

That's right George Steinbrenner is down here with me down, we're kicking it hard... no really RIP buddy.

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

Hell yea Cliff Lee, keep it southern. http://es.pn/9nyQOC

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

Thanks Jim Joyce I'm rolling over in my grave. #ArmandoGalarraga #JimJoyce #ThreeBlindMice

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

McGwire is a fat liar. Roger Maris would beat your ass... So would I.

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

Well, Phillies U'll get'em nxt time. Cliff Lee/Manny Ramirez/outfield made sum amazing plays. Jeter is gonna join R 3k hit club soon enough

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

happy to see ole' Cliff Lee keeping them Yanks in line.

[Ty Cobb @tycobb]

really enjoyed last night game, Love to see Manny pitch . The real Ty Cobb wants the Phillies to win it.