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[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

You assumed Zydrunas Ilgauskas highlights would not appear on your timeline. You were wrong.

[dryden @tydrydenn]

Southpaw had the potential to be all time classic movie but instead they put that awful Eminem song during the major defining moment of the of the Jake Gyllenhals story arc. Who tf approved that. So upset right now.

[Buster @BusterScher]

Shohei Ohtani just signed a 10YR/700M Contract With The LA Dodgers.

That comes out to:

$70 Million/YR
$5.83M/Month
$1.45M/Week
$207k/Day
$8,630/HR
$143/minute
$2.39/Second

Every second for the next 10 years playing or not. Fully Guaranteed. Not including his off field deals. 🫡

[dryden @tydrydenn]

Yall thought the jays were gonna fork out 700 milly im sleep

[dryden @tydrydenn]

My 1 day old mango ice vape shouldn’t taste like garlic bread right????

[dryden @tydrydenn]

All them Apple Music stans real quiet today

[dryden @tydrydenn]

My shuffle trying to ruin me rn. just hit me with baby keem 16, then do 4 love snoh alegra then I wonder Kanye. Enough to make a grown man cry

[dryden @tydrydenn]

Shit being told your fit is hard by your homies unprovoked make me wanna shed a mf tear

[dryden @tydrydenn]

The worst part about losing your glasses is needing your glasses to find your glasses.

[dryden @tydrydenn]

Lord knows I’m fckn up a charcuterie board today

[dryden @tydrydenn]

Tiny Archibald is crazy 💀😭

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Dr.J’s top 10 players of all time (no order)

Jerry West
Oscar Robertson
Elgin Baylor
Wilt Chamberlain
Bill Russell
Michael Jordan
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Magic Johnson
Karl Malone
Tiny Archibald

(Via @joydeangela)

[Bucketsquad @BucketSQD]

This might be the hardest photoshoot in NBA history

A thread 🧵

[dryden @tydrydenn]

Album of 2022

[dryden @tydrydenn]

Jaylen Brown set to make 50+ milli a year over the next 5 years. I’m sick.

[dryden @tydrydenn]

In nyc for the weekend ONLY listening to ice spice.

[dryden @tydrydenn]

Nothing more annoying than happy music when you’re pissed off

[dryden @tydrydenn]

@MychalKnight @woodsidewildman @JeetsSheets Sign me tf up

[dryden @tydrydenn]

Any rizz I have acquired is solely from Ernest Hemingway.