Tyler Dykerman

[SportsCentre @SportsCentre]

JUST IN: @Senators acquire D Dion Phaneuf from @MapleLeafs in a 9-player deal. More to follow. #TradeCentre

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If you wanted a guy that will date you for your brain instead of your body, go date a zombie.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The Dutch are currently the tallest people on Earth.

[Tyler Dykerman @tydykerman]

@eryne_macleod2 being a leafs fan is relaxing and stress free this time of year #playoffs? #jointhedarkside

[Tyler Dykerman @tydykerman]

@IslesRadio watching @IslandersHKY on the big screen at BernMar Construction office #GoIslesGo

[Mike Mackinnon @MackinnonMike]

The officiating so far in the @IslandersHKY playoff series #HenleyQSocial

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I grew up in the era where you had to go to channel 3 to play video games.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Too much snow can actually drive a person crazy.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Gas prices got me like...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If a woman tells you that you're right, that's called sarcasm.

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

The #Leafs will wear a patch in honour of Pat Quinn tomorrow night.

[This Hour Has 22 Minutes @22_Minutes]

#PEIvotes today! So far Gallant is leading Gallant, with Gallant a distant third.

[Tyler Dykerman @tydykerman]

“@UberFacts: "Twilight" was rejected by 14 publishers before being published.” Should have been 15 and counting…

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Today, 2 year olds can use an iPhone to play games...when I was that age, I was eating dirt.

[Tyler Dykerman @tydykerman]

Few beers on my birthday #german #beer

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I open texts and mentally respond...then forget to respond altogether.

[Tyler Dykerman @tydykerman]

“@UberFacts: The average woman will spend nearly one year of her life trying to decide what to wear.” @carliejay9 this is you…

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement.