Tyler Adams

figuring it out

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

The Iranian President tweets that he is willing sacrifice his own life for his people. Donald Trump was willing to sacrifice Charlie Kirk and is willing to sacrifice every American life and livelihood for Greater Israel.
Who is the animal again?

[Tyler Adams @tye_adams]

@united I need your help with getting my luggage put on the right flight

[Jarrod Rodriguez @JarrodRodrigue1]

Some boys are feminine/gay. This is nothing new.

Get over it and leave the child alone.

[K-Pop Semen Hunter @EmilioEmm]

Not to start political drama on the timeline but why is the queen of another government voting in our election????

[doomer @uncledoomer]

me when someone asks me what i have in my “rari” https://t.co/xvM6pWWfcK

[Tyler Adams @tye_adams]

@swiftiemags13 @CuzIWonder @nessianxx The clip is like 5 seconds lol

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

he can fact check me

[Tyler Adams @tye_adams]

get your shit together @AmericanAir

[Dylan is Here For It All🦋 @Dylusionzzz]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light. Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, having the most toe-curling, back-arching, leg-shaking, dick-throbbing, fist-clenching, ear-ringing, mouth-drooling, ass-clenching, nose-sniffling, eye-watering, eye-rolling, hip-thrusting, earthquaking, sheet-gripping, knuckles-cracking, jaw-dropping, hair-pulling, teeth-jittering, mind-boggling, soul-snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan-inducing, heart-wrenching, spine-tingling, back-breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip-biting, gravity-defying, nail-biting, sweaty, feet-kicking, mind-blowing, body-shivering, orgasmic, bone-breaking, world-ending, black hole-creating, universe-destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body-numbing, bark-worthy, can’t-walk, head-nodding, soul-evaporating, volcano-erupting, sweat-rolling, voice-cracking, trembling, sheets-soaked, hair-drenched, flabbergasting, lip-locking, skin-peeling, eyelash-removing, eye-widening, pussy-popping, nail-scratching, back-cutting, spectacular, brain-cell-dissolving, hair-ripping, show-stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth-foaming, heavenly, awakening, devil’s tango. He could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I’d still ride it. I would give this man the sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul-taking, slimy, life-changing, death-dropping, heaven-sent, flabbergasting, hypnotizing, ungodly, astonishing, leg-trembling, back-arched, hands-desperately-grabbing-the-sheets, legs-stretching-out-again-and-again, toe-curling, voice-breaking, whimper-causing, waist-slowly-moving-up-and-down, small heavy breath “I can’t take much more of this,” breaths getting quicker, twitching, throbbing, eyes shut, lip-biting, edging, begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up, spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth, sideways spit from the end, and lick from the bottom to the top, then spit and lick to the bottom, deep-throating, thrusting slower then faster, faster, FASTER, twisting mouth around each side, spiritually enlightening, chakra-aligning, mangekyō sharingan unlocking, golden light like a halo, noise from the very edge of his throat for the final, hardest release ever…and THEN I’d let him pound me so FUCKING HARD UNTIL HE IMPREGNATES ME WITH HIS BABIES. My prayers for you be like no lube, no protection from the condom or the Lord, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while I gasp for air and scream the Lord’s Prayer. YOU, sir, can OBLITERATE me. He could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I’d still ride.

[liz @degrassichats]

happy independence day, america ✨🇺🇸

[Tyler Adams @tye_adams]

you guys are a bunch of fucking idiots @StubHub

[jas @jjashole]

nobody:

nicki minaj:

[Tyler Adams @tye_adams]

@madisontomm Lmao me 2

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

life was so simple

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Listening to The Story Of Us as an adult

[bradley ꕤ @bradleyberdecia]

happy pride month to her

[Tyler Adams @tye_adams]

@Andreww_Co me asf

[leon @skyferrori]

me leaving the bathroom: https://t.co/9s1LfAyGAN