Eek barba durkle

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They are calling me the sandwich

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You can call people tardo, it’s actually a term of endearment

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Just wanted to reiterate how awesome it is that I’m friends with morez Johnson

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Rez told me some crazy shit in comm 101 (morez Johnson jr, I call him Rez cuz we boys frfr)

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Brad underwood is grooming his son

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Dhar Mann really be finding his villains by searching up “douchebag looking mf” on google and just hiring the first person he sees

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I wonder how strong the real estate market is in Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft city

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You have a dining hall pass so you can crack freshmen.

I have a dining hall pass so I can eat 4 chili cheese dogs and demolish my roommate’s toilet.

We are not the same.

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Scrape dude off the field we got a game to play

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Netenyahu is crashing on my couch and I’m like whatever man

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@shonahhhhhh Tough to choose between the Migii

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Someone asked me where Kirk is, I could only look back solemnly. He’s on the Niners. JAJAJAJAJA

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Not stressed about meeting women in college. I know my future wife is currently getting #eiffeltowered by cam Hendrix and Elliot cadeau

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Quiet 🤫 retards at work 🤫 #कलयुगमें_सतयुगकी_शुरुआत_भाग8

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I’ll be here all night folx (gender neutral folk)

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It’s me, I’m the guy from your high school who be liking ads on instagram

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Great job today instagram, yall killed it. Same time tomorrow?

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She got my butt ovulating

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Crazy to think that the only pure 9 to win the ballon dor in the last 20 years is Benzema #openthevault #locktheschools

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My dumbass be analyzing music like “I lowkey thought Same Old Blues by Phantogram gave FIFA 15 vibes but I can totally see it being from FIFA 17���