ILYA / JURAJ . ²⁰

slafkovský’s #1 fan im autistic about him // 6teen // rus/eng // #GoHabsGo

[ILYA / JURAJ . ²⁰ @tyemnayanoch]

guys please check my profile correctly even more if you’re anti russian i am BEGGING

[ND @ND1539]

evil polygonal amorphous blob that transes your gender

[ILYA / JURAJ . ²⁰ @tyemnayanoch]

@yallknoimHRdown mad that ppl dont like that you compare a fictional character whose actor had a swatsika on his face twice to an actual person 👀👀👀👀

[ILYA / JURAJ . ²⁰ @tyemnayanoch]

@yallknoimHRdown its not too late to delete this and your account i hope youre aware of that

[ILYA / JURAJ . ²⁰ @tyemnayanoch]

@sarahkahncept ???? what

[aly @celebrinie]

i need everyone to know that when i say i hate the florida panthers, i am NOT talking about brad marchand…

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Throwing it back for #NationalBestFriendsDay 🥹

[ILYA / JURAJ . ²⁰ @tyemnayanoch]

@ariadotwav QUÉBEC MENTIONED

[will smith hockey truther @avotoasttruther]

The type of shit they have them doing at the NHL combine

[aly @celebrinie]

i hate that fleury was a golden knight

[Becky Hammon's Hoodie-Blazer @_jaynoesta]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: BABY GOOSE MISSING 🚨🚨🚨🚨 STOLEN FROM HER MAMAS 🚨🚨🚨 LAST SEEN TRYING TO KISS EVERYONE 🚨🚨 CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES IF SPOTTED🚨🚨🚨🚨

[ILYA / JURAJ . ²⁰ @tyemnayanoch]

@goldcaufield this is them

[brad marchand holding a fish @xhekfield]

WHATEVER DUDE FUCKIN WHAT EVER #GOODNIGHT

[han (#1 misser of alina müller) @sta22ygi2l]

2026 pwhl expansion so far

detroit: already getting canceled bc they signed c*rl
hamilton: boston/NY/ottawa fans have formed an alliance against them
san jose: good vibes
las vegas: silence because nobody wants to play for them

things are going really well guys

[ILYA / JURAJ . ²⁰ @tyemnayanoch]

@entrailconsumer 👀👀

[beef strokinoff @uhh_luc]

154 years does being Lesbian give you ultra long life powers

[ILYA / JURAJ . ²⁰ @tyemnayanoch]

i think i js found one of my exes’ acc but wtv i have better things to worry abt

[🏆 - hockey brainrot victim ⚜️🐧 @monotoindigo]

Nicole Gosling's phone today

[ILYA / JURAJ . ²⁰ @tyemnayanoch]

hate when bitches go ‘oh poutine isnt associated with Québec’ it sure as hell is in Canada 😭
if she tries to go ‘are you even in Québec ?’ im showing her a pic of
my agenda VERY CLEARLY mentioning the Québec gov bru dont pmo

[ei 🪸 @mc71esbian]

why the hell is sidcros jockstrap posted on the official ao3 page