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Spartan Alumni. self identify as an apple. pronouns: sweet/Tango

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

i’m not stuck in line behind Elon Musk at walmart listening to him lose his mind cause he can’t put Zyns on an EBT card.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The Spurs have the ball down 98-88

• Refs miss a goaltending call
• Ball goes off Chet’s foot
• They ignore the coach’s challenge request
• SGA gets free throws
• Mitch Johnson is hit with a tech
• Lu Dort and Tony Brothers laughing on the sideline

Us fans deserve better than this smh

[Erin Derham @HistoryBoutique]

Every single Republican.

Every single Democrat.

Every single person should have a problem with the government seizing someone’s land.

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

They money dried up and they’re self deporting

[🏴‍☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴‍☠️ @BonafideKRS]

Full benefits, works 9 months per year. Zero accountability for poor performance. Protected by a union.

I’m not sympathetic. Sorry

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Most of you have probably never heard of Chelsea Handler, so here’s an introduction!

[Yossi Goldstein @YossiGoldstein8]

If we had X in 1944.

[MyFitnessFeelings @fitnessfeelingz]

I will be flying to Los Angeles to illegally vote for Spencer Pratt. What are they going to do, ID me?

[Governor Dill @TheGreenOldDill]

Me, watching Spirit’s demise and then realizing that their customers will be buying seats next to me on the airlines that I fly:

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

Apparently i'm "racist" for not wanting this culture in my country.

Okay. Fine.

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

Allow me to translate socialist to English.

When Mamdani says, "NYC faces a budget crisis," he means, "we ran out of other people's money."

When he says, "we need new revenue," he means, "we're going to tax people more."

But wait, he already "taxed the rich" straight out of the city. So, who does that leave him to tax now?

The next richest class. Then the one below that. And the one below that. It happens the same way every time.

Isn't socialism neat?

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

Why is it America’s responsibility to keep Africans from spreading STDs to each other?

The world has known how to prevent the transmission of AIDS for more than 40 years.

At this point, there’s nothing more we should feel obligated to do for them.

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

By the way, this will never stop. This is the literal same rhetoric that is said on live streams, podcast, and an online post every single day.

To act surprised that a person may be radicalized by it is disingenuous.

Well, maybe it is surprising that it’s only been 3 so far…

[Dale Stark @DaleStarkA10]

When Somali pirates rake in billions in daycare fraud, the “wheels of justice turn slowly.” But when an American soldier bets on himself and his team, Kash suddenly finds his balls. Curious.

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

I don’t give one single fuck that a solider bet his own money that his team would win.

I call that Big Dick Energy and it shouldn’t be punished.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

So you’re telling me you’ve arrested more American soldiers involved in capturing Maduro than people on the Epstein list, or politicians who somehow magically became better investors than Warren Buffett the second they took office?

Wild priorities.

[Dale Stark @DaleStarkA10]

Soldiers should know better. You’re only allowed to do this if you’re a member of congress.

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

Per usual:

[Emerson Lotzia, Jr. @EmersonLotzia]

When I empty the dishwasher and fold laundry without my wife asking me.

[OutKick @Outkick]

Getting a work email after 3pm on a Friday