Todd Yezefski

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

@EmersonOronte Why do you need to specify meat?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

.@realDonaldTrump Don't worry, Mr. President. I'm in Russia. If the "tapes" exist, I'll bring you back a copy!

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

I am the best gas pumper ever in the Costco gas line.

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

@AdamMyerson Holy Hill and Alpine Valley were death marches. Such good courses. Lakefront was just plain great racing.

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

People who can't board the plane quickly should be on the no-fly list.

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

@LaurenGifford @emeliz @cosmocatalano You have a parasite growing inside you. I'll forgive that.

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

We had a nice little lake to ourselves today.

[Sean Yates @SeanYatesCoach]

#insanesave

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

Waiting in line at the post office almost makes me consider voting for Donald Trump

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

@kevin_wolfson you went on a run?

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

Jenna to Ryder--"Ryder, these treats are made out of duck meat. Do you like duck meat?" @AdamMyerson @DDHMoney @cjonez @brunopolus

[Adam Myerson @AdamMyerson]

Philly team meeting, last question, "do you like duck meat?" CC: @DDHMoney @tyezefski @alecdonahue @cjonez

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

I just reacquainted myself with Young MC and it was amazing.

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

@AdamMyerson @Neff_Isaac I'm still rocking the CoolR12 as my daily commuter. The thing's a beast

[Deschutes Brewery @DeschutesBeer]

Congrats to the @seahawks for an unbelievable win today! What a game! #pnw #12thMan

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

While the $1.50 Costco hot dog and soda special is still one of the best deals in America, it's still sad they switched from Coke to Pepsi

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

Each time I had this guy reeled in, a bald eagle would swoop down and the fish would dive again. Eventually, I won.

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

Obligatory first tiger ride of the year pic. (@ Tiger Mountain East) http://t.co/EmNMQHgRev

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room via @TheOnion

[Todd Yezefski @tyezefski]

People who cannot get on and off a plane quickly should not be allowed on said plane.