tyftac 👽

Space Cowboy🍃 • lvl 30 • B💍 • Twitch • Oklahomie🌪️ • email: [email protected]

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tab me up if you like cheese

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how was work? 🩶

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what’s for breakfast?

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“I wonder what my baby mama is gonna think about this”
He says as he finances a $60k truck, living at his mom’s house with no job trying to show off for a woman who left him and is married🤭

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TikTok AI bots have to have male personalities. Every time I insult a man my comment gets flagged 😂

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Not my female friends dressing up as male Amish men and then showing up to a bar where a family of ACTUAL Amish men are hanging out. 😭😂

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Is the new cod the same bullshit as all the other cod games? 😂

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Y'all should check out my wishlist ;) https://t.co/A4Y4gyRG3S

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@bj813541

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Having to spend my birthday weekend changing our entire lives & schedules just because adults can’t act like adults.
& having to keep my mouth shut about it for now is a level of self control I’m still not sure I have 🙃

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@Deathgrip19 Exactly 😂

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My boss: can you strap a trailer down?

Me: no but I can sweet talk a man into doing it for me 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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Like are you fkn for real, this is mine? 🥹

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@meekmeek001 Thank you!! 🥹🫶🏼

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30✨

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@tweetthis75 Thank you!!

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@med_kix I think I am now too? 🥲😂

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@youngslayer808 Appreciate you so much!! 🥹❤️

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@TheEnvyy_ Hmmmm that’s almost exactly what he told me

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77.5 hours in the last 5 days & I’m already at 11 hours for today that I’m NOT counting 🥲

I learned to drive a forklift at least 💀😂