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[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 ICE announces it will no longer report deaths of recently released detainees.

This comes after the deaths of recently released detainees surge to a two-decade high.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Trump has just destroyed the US beef industry. No country in their right mind is going to import US beef.

After Trump cut funding for Screwworm monitoring programs, the dangerous flesh-eating parasite has been found in US cattle for the first time since 1966.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Trump Jr. invests in a company.

A Trump White House staffer reportedly calls the Pentagon.

The Pentagon rushes a $620M loan through in weeks.
The company's value jumps tenfold.

Congress must investigate NOW.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Stealing food is not a national crisis. Wealth being concentrated in the hands of the top 0.1% while the bottom half owns nothing and has to resort to stealing is.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

In Denmark, McDonalds workers make $25 an hour and, if they are over twenty, the company starts paying into a pension plan for them, and in addition they have a full 6 weeks of paid vacation.

Now how much do you think this costs customers? The Economist looked into this and found out that the Big Mac costs 76 cents less than it does here.

Don't believe the lies that raising the minimum wage would force prices to go up.

[Tyjinks 🦆 @tyjinks]

@shesbonky Apologies, bad communication, I should delete. my message got mixed. But I will own it. Wasn't attempting to excuse, in fact wanted to call attention to the misogyny in the queer community. We're not immune to the prejudices that we associate with hetmen.

[Tyjinks 🦆 @tyjinks]

@fattymcboom @shesbonky Spader, definitely. Zabka if he has violent tendencies. What am I saying? It's 2026. He definitely has violent tendencies. Zabka.

[Tyjinks 🦆 @tyjinks]

@shesbonky C’mon, guys 1 and 2 are definitely giving Friend of Dorothy vibes, at least in their profile photos. But fair enough.

[Tyjinks 🦆 @tyjinks]

@shesbonky The tattoos are nice, but the cowboy hat is giving “I may be hot, but my personality stinks up the room.”

[Tyjinks 🦆 @tyjinks]

@shesbonky @thatsnotokay22 Like, I honestly thought he might be sounding with the stem? 🫪😬

[Tyjinks 🦆 @tyjinks]

@KhanSaba1278 Beatrice.

But then you gotta get her a boy companion to name Benedick.

If you don’t want that commitment, then I recommend Betty, so you can call her “Betty *boop!*”

[Tyjinks 🦆 @tyjinks]

@DerekKageXXX I have been working on prepping myself just in case you offered. Almost ready.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Can you spot the difference?

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

This cartoon isn't an exaggeration—not even 1% an exaggeration.

Weeks ago it seemed this far-right Supreme Court would still block any map intentionally authored to be racist.

We just learned that that's no longer true.

We have reentered Jim Crow, and it's a national disgrace.

[Tyjinks 🦆 @tyjinks]

@SethAbramson Given how much Musk's thumb has been on Grok's development to coddle right wing folks, that just confirms that conservative policies are bad for the world.

[Tyjinks 🦆 @tyjinks]

@EmilySm43 August