Ty Kayton

I don't tweet.

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

@SnottyRodgers69 I don't know you, I don't know lacrosse, and I don't know anything about Austin Kaut. But I'm sitting at a bar in Denver watching this game with my wife and we came to the same conclusion. Just assumed it's normal for lacrosse idk

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

@JoeRickley @platiboard Is it though?

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

@danmast970 @HuskerWave This is true, and compounded by the fact that he is a moron

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

#PhSir #thinkumightistoryd #noiwiththat #colormechristmasconfused

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

#sisterydads #simplyhavingapuzzlingchristmastime

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

@hallmarkchannel @hallmarkmovie How drunk was the fella that types up your subtitles when they cut the closed captioning for USS Christmas? It's pretty hilarious but I feel bad for the hearing impaired that are trying to follow along with the plot of this one. #USSChristmas

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

@hallmarkchannel @hallmarkmovie How drunk was the fella that types up your subtitles when they cut the closed captioning for USS Christmas? It's pretty hilarious but I feel bad for the hearing impaired that are trying to follow along with the plot of this one. #USSChristmas

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

@ByPatForde Can you show us on the doll where Nebraska hurt you?

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

@RivalsDave the Scrolls are calling. Answer the call. See you in your DM's.

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

@Sports_PB A fine job of attacking the intellect of Frost (and the state of Nebraska) without addressing any of the actual arguments he made for playing a season. Lazy.

[Trent Milfer @TrentMilfer5]

Just so were clear @bigten

Penn State - covers up a child rapist for 30 years = slap on the wrist

Ohio State - lets coach get away with domestic violence = not a problem

Iowa - runs program like a plantation = thats fine

Nebraska - we want to play football = NOPE GET OUT!

[Nebraska Football @HuskerFootball]

Finishing the work week off right. 😤🏁

#GBR

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

"What you wanna dress like for the halftime show"

"aqua man mixed with the cat in the hat celebrating Cinco de Mayo" - Lil Wayne

#CFPNationalChampionship

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

@Texas_Forever8 I do not want to know how much it costs to insure you.

[Wan’Dale Robinson @wanda1erobinson]

Please respect my decision. Recruitment completely shut down. #AllN #GBR

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

My dad, in reference to trivia crack: "Jeez, this is like Ebola! The hell is wrong with you people?"

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

*25 minutes late to class* "well I was eating breakfast at Perkins and lets just say it took a little longer than I thought" #Murph

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

"So what's that tattoo of yours? Me and my dad went salmon fishin once and my dad paid for it all. Spent $900,000. We caught 0 fish" #Murph

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

"So what are your guys' names? What do people call you guys?" #Murph

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

"The office was sad. I'm pretty sure I cried on the last episode" #Murph

[Ty Kayton @tykayton]

"They were just like fuck you, lemme just put my long kiewit cock down your throat" #Murph