tty

where did u come where did u go where did u come from cotton eye joe

[tty @tykeys641]

I fucking love being a nerd

[Audrey Porne of the Dead @AudreyPorne]

when girls bring up astrology, some guys fumble it so badly by ranting about how fake it is. my guy, she is trying to fuck you.

"What time were you born?" is only one step away from "How big is your hand compared to mine?"

[Maytal Kowalski @MaytalKowalski]

Actually truly appreciate the honesty. This is exactly what it is - the joke itself isn't funny, the fact that it punches down is what they like.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

“I would kill for you.” “I would die for you.”

Yeah, well, I would heal for you. I’d unlearn my toxic patterns, face my wounds, and become a healthier person so my love doesn’t hurt you.

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I want to be so financially comfortable that generosity never feels like a sacrifice.

[Radhika Dagar @_Radhikadagar]

Abs or biceps?

a spine to speak up against what's wrong

[Kéne @AtuanyaKene]

The fact that you think sleeping with a woman makes you a man, but that same woman sleeping with you makes her a hoe, is a level of intellectual dishonesty that needs to be studied. You participated in the same act, but somehow you came out a king and she came out damaged goods? Mathematics of misogyny 2026 👏🏽😂

[tty @tykeys641]

@luvblessingz Meanwhile September lasted for a year

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

the older i get, the more i realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live life.

[🐾p3arlly 𐙚 @y0urhaunt3dgf]

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don’t respect a single soul in that room. I’ve had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing bc my disdain was read as confidence ( this is not a tip though )

[tty @tykeys641]

OMFG this.

[✮ @istgnolimit]

books are so cool because there are NO fucking ADS in them

[tty @tykeys641]

Or when one of the disorders starts to sound a little too familiar as ur studying it😹😹😹 Writing a paper and choosing a topic from different kinds of psychopathologies looks like this: “hmm so which period of my life do I wanna reconnect with rn?”

[tty @tykeys641]

Studying psychology as someone with a history of mental illnesses is lowkey a cheat code for exams. Why would i need to study the section on eds when I know the topic from first hand experience 😂 gonna get the questions right anyway

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love that period when you find a great series & you don't care about anything except the series. you forget about everything, just you & the series.

[tty @tykeys641]

@sagespells Head:(

[tty @tykeys641]

I need ANSWERS on whether the couple that I went to hs with are still together or not

[tty @tykeys641]

The fact that I’m back on twt probably means that my inner teenage self is healing. I legit took a break for 6 years 😭😭

[tty @tykeys641]

Lowkey miss being on russian Harry Potter / one direction twitter. What a time to be alive (it was covid and I was stuck in my room with twt and fanfics as my only entertainment)

[tty @tykeys641]

I fucking love being a nerd

[tty @tykeys641]

Had a paper due today and was low on time, so submitted it as it was and then worked on it in peace and quiet for the next few hours just for the love of the game. Now I sit and stare at my beautifully constructed sentences and mourn the fact that no one will see them but me :(

[tty @tykeys641]

Also what I finally wrote exceeded the og wordcount by half lol