Dale Doback

99.8% of this is sarcasm, can’t promise anything for the other 0.2%

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

Gender reveal idea:
Wife in full football pads with balloons strapped to her. She runs a 10 yard dig route across the middle of the field. I’m at Safety playing cover 1. Balls thrown and I absolutely clean her clock. No PI, balloons explode a color or some shit. 2nd down & 10.

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

Nebraska fans can only count to 4 guys… this tweet was an easy layup

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

You can’t make this up: with their season on the line, Nebraska only sent 4 players out on the floor. Iowa gets a layup.

Unreal.

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

Nebraska is the annoying kid in 3rd grade that’s parents didn’t have the heart to tell him his athletic career was over and to try out theater…you think Catholics hold onto the past?? Just wait till you meet a Cornhusker

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

I redownloaded twitter to say go mf hawkeyes we own the state of Nebraska like taking candy from a baby #WhosYoDaddy

[Hawkeye Nate @HawkeyeNate21]

IOWA LITERALLY OWNS NEBRASKA

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

It just means more.

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

You sure about that? 😏

[Mark Gronowski @mgronowski11]

It’s a great day to have a day!! #LFG #GoHawks

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

The nice thing about this book is it’s only 7 pages long and it’s all in pictures so ISU fans can comprehend!

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

You smell like beer and funyons

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

I pray my unborn child picks a different NFL team than the cowboys

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

Can a white boy “putz a’round??”
#bechillen

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Iowa city FUCKS

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

This aged well.

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

James Franklin epitomizes Penn State and their disgusting fan base so well. Has literally never done anything and thinks he’s hot shit

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

If you don’t like Hank Williams, brother, you can kiss my ass.

[HAWK_GUYS @HAWK_GUYS]

Just got back from the doctor and he said I’m ready for football season

[HAWK_GUYS @HAWK_GUYS]

16 DAYS UNTIL IOWA FOOTBALL

#16 – C.J. Beathard
QB | 2013–2016

Leader of the 12-0 regular season in 2015, Beathard threw for over 5,500 yards and 40 TDs in his career. Known for his toughness and clutch play.

#IowaFootballCountdown

[The Analyst @analyst4sports_]

CJ Beathard days until Iowa football

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

The bass really starts to feel natural after a sixer and 2 flying kites

[Dale Doback @tykrom16]

Mammas don’t let your cowboys grow up to be babies