Tyler Kruiz

Professional

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

New York City you have shocked the world by voting for a normal guy instead of a deranged pervert

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

https://t.co/G7F2sbda74

[Terry Moran 🇺🇸 @TerryMoran]

Pope Leo is saying that there’s a difference between genuine Christianity and Christian Nationalism.

"Jesus says very clearly at the end of the world, we're going to be asked, you know, how did you receive the foreigner? Did you receive him and welcome him or not?”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Pure Nazi shit

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

niggas on tiktok will flame you for anything yoooo😭😭😭😭

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“i’m not dead despite that viral ai image of me on my deathbed” is so surreal and awful

[Jojira @Goji_Saurus]

Absolute beast mode holy shit lmao

[liz 🇵🇸 @lizatliz]

Historically speaking, the unarmed humanitarians trying to deliver baby formula to starving people are categorized that way

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

This hits extra hard if you were in a haunted house 1 year ago

[bbno$ jax @eq_per]

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[Christi Olson @ChristiInJail]

I think Zelda should be allowed to kill these people

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

This seems like the perfect meetup spot for a firefighter friend group

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

https://t.co/yRSj3GjwDt

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

The 14th Street Busway has been a smashing success: faster commutes, fewer crashes, calmer streets.

So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?

[Tyler Kruiz @tykruiz]

This is my impression of a republican that supports the current administration

I love evil things and being evil

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Andrew Cuomo has conceded the New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

my tweets are damp soil