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[tÿdolla 🇦🇸 @tylah_rae]

Galentines spam if anyone cares

[bobthemom @justinazia]

Please go to your neighborhood libraries.

[ꪜ𝖎𝔃𝔃𝔂 ✞ @sntvizzy]

This is one of those Harry Potter details that gets crazier the more you think about it. In Prisoner of Azkaban, Trelawney refuses to sit because she believes thirteen people at the table means the first person to stand will die. But there are already thirteen because Scabbers is secretly Pettigrew. Dumbledore stands to greet her, and he dies later.

Then Order of the Phoenix does almost the exact same thing at Grimmauld Place. Thirteen members of the Order are eating, Sirius is the first to stand, and he’s the next one to die. Trelawney gets treated like a joke for most of the series, but somehow she keeps accidentally being right when it actually matters.

[tawni @KI11ERKLOWNS]

people who lack critical thinking skills should not have children

[Rachel @bensolohope]

Coldest take maybe ever but truly not enough can ever be said about the Hunger Games franchise taking its source material seriously in every aspect of production including their promotional material

[jessica hazel @barbiethewitch]

I really am fascinated, not only by how easily people are influenced, but by how little originality people have themselves to begin with which makes them so easy to influence. Like none of you ever thought to stick gems on something before Kylie Jenner showed you that you could?

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[uwu @donotbullymepls]

album SO good but you guys wouldn’t know you were busy slut shaming her

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

this is the worst week ever to be a gay theatre kid

[tatum 🪽 @girloomf2]

they’re tryna make this chic now that the rich girls are wearing them but if u had fake airpods that lit up blue in school they’d treat u like a second class citizen

[Braden @bradenbecker]

If you say “chat” to refer to ChatGPT and not your imaginary twitch stream chat, you’re a fucking loser lol

[sam @DARTHSAMI]

because yall weren’t around on 2013 tumblr. that’s all we did !!!!!!

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

I’d like to reiterate how difficult it is to have granola infected with salmonella. It’s even more difficult than chili peppers, and no, it’s not “foreign producers” that are the problem. It’s quality control and standards not being enforced.

[Colin Hernandez for California Assembly @colindhernandez]

And he would STILL be one of the richest people on the planet.

Billionaires don't die if you tax them, vulnerable people do die if you take their healthcare away.

Vote YES on Prop 40.

[THECEOGAMERSEX @THECEOGAMERSEX]

We are currently living in the surveillance state that Americans were jokingly saying that Chinese citizens would be living under.

[you ain’t got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

Yall gotta stop recording people doing this. Do not contribute to the surveillance state. Might as well be snitching.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

future historians are going to have a nightmare trying to explain why we ran out of drinking water because we needed to cool down the machines generating 4K AI fruit videos

[Sunny Giron 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @sunny_giron]

We can live without data centres and billionaires but we can’t live without water

[Magenta. @MagentaQueenT]

Rip queen. A million drag queens will perform this song in your honor

[it’s Smiley. @AngieSmiley16]

FUCK SHIA LABEOUF!

[predo @P3droHB_]

Girls, before dating, make the guy watch "Obsession". If he sees Bear as a poor, helpless victim, run! Just run!