tylar grace

i come here like twice a month to tweet funny shit

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

as a society we should collectively lie about our age and just act like we’re all still 20-21

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

do you think if we put Apple Watches on dogs they’d get 2x more steps logged in a day

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

my dog hides treats we give her to eat as midnight snacks, she really is just like me

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

I’ve never seen a single episode of vanderpump rules but I’m totally invested in taking down the worm w a mustache

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

First time using a sleep mask, wish me luck 😜

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

how tf do you get ozempic, I’m done doing yoga fuck y’all

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

when I was in kindergarten I shaved my brothers legs and then my mom got mad at me

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

in my free time (everyday) I troll tik tok lives and comment some random unheard of shit like “your ear tuck surgery looks so good” I’m definitely gunna get karma for this

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

nobody told me trolling was fun 🤨🤪

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

i think my biggest accomplishment is the fact that I made a man that grew up w dogs living outside, start to call our dog mommy and puts blankets on her when she’s sleeping on the couch

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

one time my mom took my siblings and I to vegas and we went to the body museum and then directly after she got me a cold cut deli sandwich. believe me when I tell you cold cuts look like human meat. but anyways happy NYE!

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

is it socially acceptable to play Pokémon go during a wedding ceremony

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

i just heard someone say “cooking olive oil not eating olive oil” …. I’m ashamed to admit I did not know there was a difference

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

it’s always some bitch who doesn’t like pickles or mushrooms, grow up

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

if you don’t take 4 hour naps then what are you actually doing

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

new religion just dropped

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

ur thumbs look like chodes, how you gunna be bold w thumbs like that

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

i wore pink lipstick in all my t-ball games, I was born a feminist

[tylar grace @tylarsmith_]

Shoutout to my dad for teaching me how to fold towels, some of y’all are out here being animals w the folding 👀

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me in public listening to other peoples conversations which is obviously none of my business: