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[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

ICE needs to get out of NYC. Mamdani says you don’t have permission to be here and anyone who doesn’t have permission to be in a place must leave that place immediately.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

“Are you enjoying our website?”

Brother, I have rejected cookies, closed three popups, declined your newsletter, accepted your privacy policy and somehow given you my location. I have not even seen the fucking website yet.

[U.S. Department of Education @usedgov]

This is fake news at its finest. 

First off, we’re not ‘banning’ any program. The federal government doesn’t set curriculum or programs. 

Here’s the truth: we are holding colleges accountable for leaving students worse off than if they never enrolled. Too many graduates report delaying major life milestones like buying a home or starting a family. Why? Because low return-on-investment programs saddled them with unmanageable debt that was never going to translate into a real-world job. 

Federal student loans are not a welfare program for failing college programs. American students deserve education and training pathways that prepare them for the workforce – and transparency about programs that will never pay off.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I almost never go to Starbucks these days, but when I do it is a surreal experience standing in an empty store and watching the barista make a bunch of drinks for people who are not yet in the store before making yours

[Adam | Faithful Messenger @Adam_FaithfulM]

The Bible told us where Noah's Ark landed. 4,000 years later, they're drilling right there.

Genesis 8:4: "The ark came to rest on the mountains of Ararat."

This week, scientists started drilling into a 515-foot, boat-shaped formation in the mountains of Ararat in eastern Turkey. Radar scans show angular walls, a central corridor, and three levels underground. Genesis 6:16 says the ark had three decks.

The right place. The right shape. The right size. The right number of decks.

Skeptics said the Hittites never existed, until their capital was dug up. They said Pontius Pilate was a legend, until his name turned up carved in stone. They said King David was a myth, until an ancient inscription named "the house of David."

Every time, the ground ends up agreeing with the Bible.

The Ark was real. The Flood was real. God's Word was always true.

[Erin is a witch 🧹🧙‍♀️🔮 @WineStainedLife]

Gen Z is so quick to buck tradition or side step the Status Quo but they never have anything to offer in place. Just pure selfishness & delusion.

[aizk ✡️ @Aizkmusic]

"The craft of writing code will disappear.
Yes there are Italian shoemakers around.
But look at your feet."

[Kristof @CoastalFuturist]

My wife sent me a nice reminder today

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

i still have no idea why this 9/11 everyone decided to stop being ironic about it and take it seriously but it's kinda nice

[dumbmoid @sweetkindandmoe]

“Kirkaversary” “Kirkmas” “Kirkentein” “Kirkday”

[Skanderbeg of Epirus 🌲 @KingSkanderbeg]

This is you.
This is your wife, your sister, your daughter.
This is you.

One year ago today.

[ketamine snoopy @egodeathceo]

I can’t explain why but if you want a foldable phone you are spiritually Chinese

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

ohhhhh compootah? Make me space rocket ship drawing. ohggh computaaaaaa? use blender to make space rocket shape into model. oh compuuuutah, pweese convert to .stl and pwint from bambu. ohhhh computah? Pweese google george orwell 1984 telescreen. computah pweese order bulk pasta

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Skateboarders thinking their presence is an added benefit to society and anything more than a general nuisance is almost as dumb as thinking graffiti is art

[cav empty @cavempty_]

michael dolences

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

she feeling my pickle thru the ricks

[richard @richard_normal]

the humorous little short form video content that local bands think they need to produce is truly disgusting to me. the little skits where they play the main characters or the half assed captions of “pov you just found your new favorite band” or whatever. awful. i hate seeing it.

[JT @jiratickets]

this might be the best tweet ever written

[Armando Gaycot @MondoBurger05]

If a girl tells you she can cook these days you better get ready to eat vodka pasta 3 times a week.