Andrew Tyler

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

Somehow #luxembourg looks like Nicola and Nadine from girls aloud #Eurovision

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

@sarajcox Tried answering her sky remote when the phone rang on murder she wrote

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

@creepydotorg Pepe le pew

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

Hola

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

@sarajcox I think this was instilled many kids growing up in the 80s/90s in the north, so I can’t claim it is just my thing, but encountering 3 drains on any path meant I had avoid walking over them for fear of bad luck being bestowed on me for life. Still avoid them now tbh

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

@sarajcox I called my gran one New Year’s Day to wish her the best and ask how she saw in tbe new year. “I watched a great film about dinosaurs on an island, Andrew, called Durex Park” 👀

[gervonte @bebitatee]

someone asked if dorit is going to lose the accent in the divorce #RHOBH

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

The real #babyreindeer #Martha is being interviewed by piers Morgan today. Fast forward a few years and @netflix announces a new one of drama about the interview, starring Jessica gunning as Martha

[prince ༯ @kamscouturee]

Mhi’ya Iman Lepaige, i’m sorry my dear but you are up for elimina-

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

I know there are many many other things in this world I could be channelling my time to, but #WhatsApp capitalising the t and o in #typing and #online statuses is weighing heavily on my mind

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

@mattspx Adding inches to your chest? At the expense of other hypothetical situations where people are prevented from adding inches because you’re somehow creating an unfair and unbalanced scenario. Shocking I say, shocking.

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

@mattspx Morning sunshine

[Bradley Stern @MuuMuse]

I genuinely believe anyone involved in making this film should be arrested.

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

This will haunt my dreams

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Michael Jackson over the years

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

@sarajcox My mam pretended she could make cakes and she fully could not. She got wine drunk and hoped others would cover for her and they didn’t but I still find it lols

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

Happy birthday to me and all that

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

Feeling smuggy

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

@thatbloodyMikey ❤️❤️❤️

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

@prpy77 You know something treacle I’m having a very nostalgic day, I just heard champagne supernova on the radio and it made me cry a bit for our youth

[Andrew Tyler @tyler1981]

Maybe I’m a bit red wine hungover, but I never expected a Netflix documentary about #greggs would get me this homesick for Newcastle and make me yearn for a corned beef pasty and cheese savoury stottie