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Crazeh

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@killmefam

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Holy shit

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

BREAKING NEWS: Philadelphia Flyers tender 5-year, $18M AAV offer sheet for Ducks RFA forward Leo Carlsson.

Anaheim has 7 days to match, or receive 4 1st round picks in next 5 yrs as compensation.

[frick @gofrickurself]

I got an itch between my eyes only buckshot can scratch

[Hockey Hall of Fame @HockeyHallFame]

Welcome to the Hockey Hall of Fame, Carey Price.

#HHOF2026 #HHOF

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GOAT

[Hockey Hall of Fame @HockeyHallFame]

Welcome to the Hockey Hall of Fame, Carey Price.

#HHOF2026 #HHOF

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

First woman to buy me the Miller Light World Cup match ball beer holder can have my hand in marriage

[Habs Chronicle @HabsChronicle]

Dobes is the best.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

No wonder Newhook buried on the first shot. What a lineup read 🔥

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

wish me luck

[stick @tyler8_9]

Kuch has and always will be a giant pussy

[Robert “Nig” Niggemyer @RobertNMyer]

If your box taste like miller lite #bang my line

[Habs Digest @HabsDigest]

Better work of art than the Mona Lisa

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

the jews are making me drink 47 beers and drunk text my ex gfs tonight.

[stick @tyler8_9]

Friday morning spark

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

Cole Caufield on his @CanadiensMTL teammates: “Look, I won’t go down the whole list, because we gotta keep these guys humble. But just a special shoutout to Nick for all the assists. I can assure you he’s much louder away from the rink. The Quiet Leader branding is really solid though. He’s the real deal when it comes to a captain who leads by example.

And then obviously Lane, who can’t stop breaking records. His work ethic is so ridiculous that it probably looks weird to some people how much time he spends on the ice. This game is all he cares about. I’ve never seen somebody happier to be out there every day. To be this good this young is unbelievable, and he definitely pushes our group.

And then I guess I have to include Slaf, even though I spend almost every day with the guy. Everybody can see why we took him number 1 now. I don’t even know how good he can be — it’s scary. The whole league should be terrified of what he can become. Slaf’s only issue is that he can’t seem to figure out how American garage doors work. He timed it wrong with the parking gate coming out of my building and crunched his entire hood. I think the car was brand-spanking new. He drove to the first home game and then immediately totaled it in the most comical, slow-motion way possible. He’s been carpooling to games with Demi ever since. I don’t know what mechanic he’s been dealing with, but I think he got hosed. He just got his car back now, six months later.

Something like that could only happen to Slaf. He’s the best.” https://t.co/LrwA5E59Fz

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Should've sent him to the moon

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Try sending him to Pluto for game 4. Maybe that’ll help.

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

Happy 4/20 folks 🚬. Wear any hockey jersey (including your own) to any Chipper and get a BOGO entree. Free Guac if you come dressed in full gear! @ChipotleTweets

-93.1

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

F*ck it. One liner mixtape from yours truly. And yes I did say wrench on national television

-93.1

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Ovi was joined by Crosby, Malkin and Letang at center ice for a pic 👏👏👏

[stick @tyler8_9]

Yuck

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

The angle on this Cole Caufield goal 🤯