Tyler B

NDSU grad

[LaRee Bumgarner @BumgarnerLaree]

@jimmyfallon At my sons wedding my grandson was pulling my granddaughter down the isle in a wagon. About halfway there he happens to turn around sees his mom walking out. He takes about two more steps, drops the wagon handle and runs after her. #WeddingFail

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

@mitchysuch @Adam_Boll3

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

@netflix coming through with Evil Genuis. Everybody go give it a watch!

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

@Olivertree @Towny_7 where the hot Cheetos at? 😵

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

“I just woke up from a bad dream about demons” -@bro_hanna
I had a dream that I lost my phone, wallet, and keys which is worse than a little demon tbh

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

What dreams are made of

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

11 months since I last tweeted WOW I need to get back on my bullshit (pls fav this)

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

@BuzzFeed @Towny_7 can we go

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

@ManlyAsshole @Towny_7 can we do this 2nite

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

@TaylorMartinnn Well yeah he didn't forget both. He's not a monster.

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

Voicemails are the best. Like one where your dad wishes you a Happy Birthday 8 days late.

[Jaiden @jaiden_okeefe]

The power went out at the movies and this guy yelled "rain drop" and everyone said "drop top" America is not as divided as it seems

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

@bolls12 https://t.co/mXkuaPA4fG

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Let’s talk about how disgusting olives are https://t.co/6diorpceo7

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

"Yeah it smelt like red-head puke" -#ShitLouisSays

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

First keg stand on the party bus I get chosen and fall into the garbage can. Life is good though

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

Me- "I've puked the last 2 times I've drank vodka"
@Jmmun23 "Well let's make it 4!"

Math.

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

"Her parents love me. I made out with her mom one time." -Jackie. K Samee

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

@Mrslepp Mel for Prezz

[Tyler B @tyler_b011]

Pokemon Go and Chill?

[Keely Spiess @notkeelyspiess]

Me: "Hi, how are you doing today?"
Customer: "Diet Coke"
Well we have Pepsi products and this is not how a conversation works.