Barton

2017, take no L's Lace Up

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

LA rams, honey baked ham, Jean Claude van dam, doesn’t matter….bengals win the super bowl

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

The goal of 22 - 1) Get liposuction 2) Call everyone a fatass

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

@maaddiissonn That’s such a good way to do it. Just throw it out there.

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

@maaddiissonn I do know one and she is very experienced

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

@maaddiissonn Nope, never. Never in my life…

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

@maaddiissonn You’re the only one

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

the hbo max app is designed like they're mad at you for using it

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

@Dclayy19 Preach it brother

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

@Gina_Marinucci It sounds like you’re looking for a fight Gina!

[jaz @SayItLikeJay]

Don’t tell me you hate your job, Ima tell you to quit. Don’t complain about your relationship to me, ima tell you to leave. I’m not in a place to give advice, do what make you happy. If it ain’t making you happy nomore, leave it where it’s at. God will provide better.

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

Fuck off pollen

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

Adulting is hard. My milk expired today

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

No hesitation no surrender

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

This the music that make white people mad

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

This whole getting old thing is bullshit. I work with a kid who was born in 2001. That doesn’t make sense

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

@AbbyMayyy My spirit animal

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

Intercourse* Me: Damn babe you tight as fuck. Her: Thanks, you’re pretty cool too.

[Barton @tyler_barton75]

@RyMcbreezy @geoffschwartz Booooo